Yeah, I wrote this when I was in bicycle camp in the middle of nowhere and
my legs where about to fall off after riding 18.3 miles. I made this up in
my head so it is sort of.. you know. Well have fun.

There once was a llama named Fred
Who found an ugly old toad in his bed
Said Fred to the toad,
"MMMM toad a la mode!"
And now the amphibian's dead.