The Secrets of JHP
The last fight!

Janet, Linda and Robbie were the joint owners of the greatest pizza parlour in town. It was visited by all the families and it was called Just Have Pizza or JHP for short. The kids loved to go to JHP. It was the best place for them to have their parties.

But unknown to Linda, Janet and the public, Robbie used the parlour as a place to hold his rabbit fights after hours. The rabbits that Robbie used were trained in Ninjitsu by the Master of the Ninjas. His name was Jessie Fallows he was a regular visitor to JHP. In fact his favourite pizza at JHP was the 'Rabbit and Shrimp Special'.

You see Robbie would use the make the rabbits fight in the basement to the death. The losing rabbit would be put in the next days dinner and the winning rabbit would live for another fight. People would come from miles around just to watch the fights and eat the left over pizzas for all for $10.

Robbie would start the fight night (Monday) by reading the rules of Rabbit Fight Night. These rules were 1. You do not talk about Rabbit Fight Night! 2. You do not talk about Rabbit Fight Night! 3. You do not talk about Rabbit Fight Night! and 4. You do not talk about Fight Club it was a terrible movie! Then he would make the rabbits fight until one was dead. Most of the time he could get 4 to 5 fights in a night and no-one out side would know.

But Robbie's dream was about to come to an end.

Unknown to Robbie when he was about to start his Rabbit Fight Night an Monday 3rd June 1999 Linda and Janet had stayed be hind to check the books. They were disturbed by the sound of people in the basement so they went down the stairs in the kitchen to the basement and to their surprise they entered a room much like the roman coliseum where the gladiators would fight. Standing in the crowd of the coliseum must have been about 30,000 men. Women and children. And to their horror in the middle of the room was a pit with two rabbits in dressed up in ninja cloths fighting with swords and nun-chucks.

When they tried to sneak out Linda accidentally knocked over one of the beer barrels which made the beer pour in to the entire coliseum and made a tidal wave and drown the two rabbits fighting. This made the crowd really, really mad and when Robbie saw Linda and Janet he ordered his rabbits to go after them and bring them back.

But little did Robbie know Janet and Linda had been trained in Ninjitsu as well. They to were trained by Jessie the Ninja Master. A large battle took place between the two pizza parlour owners and the many rabbits. The battle went on for nearly 1 hour and the crowd really felt like they got their moneys worth.

But to Robbie's Shock Linda and Janet won the battle and all his rabbits were dead. Now he knew they would not stand for this kind of behaviour and he was right they run back to the door and locked it then went to the police.

The police sent there most trained team the Secret Fight Squad to take all the people at the Pizza Parlour. They were led by the most dangerous man in England (most dangerous man to criminals) Christian Ford. He had been head of the SFS for 20 years and no-one was a match for him.

By the time the SFS had got together at arrived at JHP 3 hours had passed so the people in the coliseum were incredibly hungry so the SFS went in wearing their riot gear. There was 30,000 people in the coliseum and 60,000 members of the SFS so they knew they had an advantage.

When they opened the door to the coliseum every one had vanished. They went on the run and became out laws. Helping the helpless. And if your in trouble, and no-one can help, and if you can find them maybe you can call The Rabbit Team!

And Linda and Janet sold their story to a large movie director and made millions. Now there are JHP's all over the place.

The End?