Note: This isn’t really that good. It was written out of sheer boredom one day. As you can probably tell, I didn’t know what I was doing.

The Chem League Rap

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

This is chem.

And we go bam.

We’re engineers

Making our lame premiers.

So, we work in place

And we don’t like tying lace.

We put on the shoes

And play the blues.

Jack with the sax,

And Michaela with the racks.

Boom! Boom! Baboom!

Bonk! Donk! Hiyah!

There’s thirteen of us in all,

But nothing to stare at in awe.

Ty with the dye

And Maribeth whacking Macbeth.

There’s Danielle with the bomb

And Angelica with her angelic song.

Then, there’s Mustafa who ain’t Mufasa

And Bob who we don’t know likes cobs.

Boom! Bonk! Hiyah!

Let’s not forget Julia with the long hair

And Paul like a silent bear.

Clumsy Abby

Smart Ack Jack!

And catalytic Mike

With Amy flying kite…

Finally at last, Michaela

Sunlight raya and Andromeda queen!

So, there’s our humble crew.

Hear ye! Give it a big boo!

Boom! Donk! Baboom!

Bonk! Boom! Hiyah!

Go… Chem!