I am the Drunken Monkey King,
I can do almost anything!
My good friend, can you not see,
That I am as capable, as capable could be?
For I am the Drunken Monkey King,
And I can do just about anything.
I'll smoke you under the table, and what's more,
Then I'll smoke you under the floor!
My good friend, can not you see?
I am as tokable, as tokable can be!
For I am the Drunken Monkey King,
And I will smoke just about anything!
I can see things not even there,
(yes, even through the mess of my hair)
For the Drunken Monkey King, I am,
I hallucinate as much as I can!
Ah yes, I can do almost anything!
…But, I sure as hell can't rhyme