Don't pay someone to listen to your problems
When ink and paper could actually solve them

Why spend your money?
Express yourself through poetry

If you are angry with a friend
Legally kill them off with a pen

Don't like the president?
Then write shit about that incompetent

Has your heart been defiled?
"That Son Of A Bitch!" would make a great title

Does your life suck?
There's probably someone at FictionPress that gives a fuck

Thinking about committing suicide?
Read your reviews before you decide

What more can I say?
Other than . . .
A poem a day keeps the doctor away