Don't pay someone to listen to your problems
When ink and paper could actually solve them
Why spend your money?
Express yourself through poetry
If you are angry with a friend
Legally kill them off with a pen
Don't like the president?
Then write shit about that incompetent
Has your heart been defiled?
"That Son Of A Bitch!" would make a great title
Does your life suck?
There's probably someone at FictionPress that gives a fuck
Thinking about committing suicide?
Read your reviews before you decide
What more can I say?
Other than . . .
A poem a day keeps the doctor away