“The ants”

There were ants

In my pants

I jumped around

With so much sound

The neighbors stared

As if they cared

They got a hose

While on there toes

Sprayed me with water

Then called there daughter

She called a doctor

He came and soaked her

I look confused

But they seemed amused

I itched in pain

And went insane

They laughed at me

I yelled let me be

I ran away with ants

Still in my pants

This came out of no where I just felt like writing something stupid…weird I know….come to think of it…I have had ants in my pants before…oooh bad memory shivers Anyway enough of that I thought it was funny and so did my sis R/R tell me what ya think.