Well, I think I shall call this, the Clarifying Room. The only reason being because I am SUPPOSED to introduce the ‘story’ and tell you what the whole thing is about. But since that is too easy, boring, and it would clear up a few things, I’m not going to do that. Not just yet anyhow…

You know, I have a bellybutton. It’s really cool. It’s an innie. One time, when I was really little, I pulled a screwdriver out of it! It hurt, because the screwdriver was so big, and my belly button was so small…

And then, I put a plastic hammer in the toilet! It got all backed up and we had to call a plumber. It was a red hammer… My parents threw it away… :*(

But then, we got a dog, so I forgot about the hammer. We named him Bandit. He’s still alive… but he’s old… He was a stray too! We found him when he was a puppy!

But I don’t think you really care…

So I’ll introduce this story type thing.

"To Whom It May Concern" is a series of letters to whoever would wish to read them. As I said, they are kind of pointless… But I assure that they are funny. All of the incidents or rantings that you read here ARE true. A little exaggerated, but it has all happened at one point in time. I’m not sure how many chapters I will be putting up. I have to see how well this does first.

I am sure my pain will amuse you.

Have fun laughing at me… or thinking I am insane… whichever you prefer. As long as you leave reviews, I shall be happy.

But I would be even happier, I you went to and read my story over there! It has the same pointlessness to it…

Thank you for reading "To Whom It May Concern". Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Do not attempt to stand up. Wait until the ride comes to a complete stop before making your departure. Thank you for stepping inside Andrea World. Have a nice day ^_^