How Macdonald's was born By Lucifer Dragonheart.

Once long ago in the time before time there lived a man. The man had a pet donkey who used to belong to the president. The president was the ruler of the universe and he had a cat. The cat's mother was raised by a ham farmer on the planet Franco. The ham farmer lived next door to a Toe shop, which was owned by a frogman who had a brother. The frogman's brother lived on the third moon of Glactoe where he was the head of a rebellion against the president. The rebellion was founded 5 years ago by a Monkey called Tony. Tony was killed 5 days after he founded the rebellion, by Simon, his own son. The sword that Simon used was made by a dog called Asahi who won the world title for leg combing. The woman whose legs that Asahi combed had an evil twin sister from another dimension. The twin set out to conquer the universe from the president but her attempts were stopped by Lisa the Cat- Dog. Lisa was a princess from the Todd D the world of the forgotten souls. Lisa's Mother was the Queen and she used to be a whore. One of her clients was a zebra who used to live on the world of a million ice creams. The world of a million ice creams was run by the evil ice cream man who was able to control time. He leant this ability from a wizard call frank. Frank was born in a small town called Gateshead. Gateshead was on the planet Gattue. Gateshead was founded by a man called Tony Cranmonk. Tony Cranmonk was the son of Ton Lead. Ton Lead was a rabbit who lived in a warren. The warren was built by a Rabbi who was best friends with Shakespeare. Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet was written in the English language, which was invented by a Druid who went by the name of Lucky. Lucky was a golden retriever who's mum was the king of Doggietopia. Doggietopia was the home of a slice of bread that was made in an oven, which belonged to Master Bun the Baker's Son. Master Bun lived in a Happy Family with Mr. Bun the Baker, Mrs. Bun the Baker's Wife and Miss. Bun the Baker's Daughter. Master Bun and Miss Bun ran way together and eloped. They had 10 kids. 3 of which were freaks. The Buns sent them to a freak show on the 3rd plant of the 2nd galaxy discovered in 1066 by Christopher Pike. Christopher Pike was the captain of the spaceship Mad Monkey Lover. The Mad Monkey Lover was built by 700 men, 50 women and 20,000 children slaves. Among the children slaves was a 14 year old hat maker from Fuji. He made a hat 7 times bigger then any before and sold it to a dog called top gun. Top gun then gave the hat to his Vicar friend Reverend Tony Adams. Tony Adams was a Photo developer in his spare time. He once developed a photo for the president's 72 year old rug cleaner who was a pothead. The rug cleaner once brought some pot, which had been grown in dirt that had been brought in a shop owned by a bee. The bee was called Tadpole The Mighty. Tadpole once killed a lama who spat in his eye. The lama was the father of Alex the Pig Head. Alex the Pig Head was a lama who was cursed by a Tattoo. The Tattoo was on the back of a turtles shell. The turtle was called Tony and lived in a house next to a Man who was called Matthew. Matthew was a Rent Boy and was brought by the President's Toilet cleaner for a night. The Toilet cleaner was a member of the rebellion and was bringing the president down from the inside with the help of his shrimp. The shrimp was best friends with a shark who lived on the moon of the 3rd planet of the sol system. The sol system was created by a Liver named Catfish. Catfish hated all things that started with the letter E. so Catfish killed all the Elephants on Jupiter. One elephant escaped and started Macdonald's. And that is how Macdonald's was born.