To the tune of Sk8r Boi (real version)

You are a jerk
You are a freak
Do I have to broadcast it on TV
You are a geek
I do Taekwondo
Why don't you just go
You possessed me
I'm gonna tell
Secretly we all hate you as well
But all of my friends
Shoved it up my nose
They wanted to annoy me really bad

He was an evil pervert
I said leave me alone pervert
He wasn't good for anything
I had a pretty face
And punched him up into space
I hope he doesn't come back to Earth

5 years from now
I'll sit at home
Eating a bagel
Talking on the phone
I'll turn on TV
Guess who I'll see
You begging for mercy
I'll call another friend
They'll already know
And they'll all be laughing at this show
I'll play along
Laugh with the crowd
Look up at the freak that finally came down

He was an evil pervert
I said leave me alone pervert
He wasn't good for anything
Now he's a super dolt
Let's give him 1,000 volts
So my pretty face sees his in pain

Sorry crap you didn't see
That you could never outlast me
We are more than enemies
I'll bury you on the high seas
Too bad that you were stupid
And didn't how strong I be
There is static in your eyes
I hope that you do not survive

You are a jerk
You are a freak
Do I have to broadcast it on TV
We are hysterical
Haven't you heard
How we screwed up your whole world

You are an evil pervert
I said see you later pervert
He wasn't good for anything
I'll be on the potty-o
Singing this song I wrote
About a freak that we all know