Animals
By Lucifer Dragonheart

A rabid dog
Stole my frog
She ate it like a chocolate log.

A crazy cat
Humped a hat
He did it sitting on my mat

A freaky cow
I don't know how
Learnt to do the cat's meow

A randy rabbit
Liked to have it
He did it like a bloody habit

A flying bird
Or so I've heard
Learnt to spell the hardest word

A cunning fox
Lived in a box
And listened to Sarah Cox

The end!