Murderous Marshmallows from Planet M

(A/N: Whee. Note the alliteration in the first couple lines)

Murderous Marshmallows from Planet M

Patrolling the Planet

Gallivanting the Galaxy

Infiltrating in Innumerable amounts

Trying to take over the town!

Hoping to harness all humans!

Enslaving them

To serve the Marshmallows

Egadz!

Gadzooks!

They’re taking over!

I must fight

But how?

I’VE GOT IT

What’s the one thing Marshmallows loathe?

Hate?

Despise with a passion?

OF COURSE

Fire!

It’s S’mores time!

Fwahaha

Thought you could

Take the planet over

Without a fight?

Think again

SPEAR

Burn

Fwahaha

Roast , you evil being!

Now, hand me the chocolate

Fwahaha

Two graham crackers, please

SMASH

Yes

Not so capable of ruling the universe now,

Are we?

ARE WE?

Fwahaha

And you tried to hide

In that bag of

Normal marshmallows

But I knew you were there

Knew it

So

I had to take you out

In the only way possible…

“Mom, can we roast marshmallows over the campfire?”

(A/N: Fwahahahahaha… First Vanilla Ice Cream, now Murderous Marshmallows…I’m slowly conquering all desserts, huh?)