Mary Sue
was feeling blue
sitting home alone

She jumped, she screamed
she cried, she beamed
but alas! it was no use.

Too bored was she
she took the key
and left the house behind her

She walked, she skipped
she ran, she tripped
And oh what fun it was

But on the way
to her dismay
she met a mean old witch

She kicked the witch
said, "die you bitch!"
and the witch lived never after