The Evil Phone…Of DOOM!

By: Irish Guy

*Ring Ring Ring*

“Oh boy, oh boy! My first call on my first cell-phone on the first day I got it!” Yelled Chris while jumping for joy. “Now, how do I work this thing…oh, here we go, ‘Talk’”

*Ring Ring Ring*

“Huh? Uh, maybe this is it…”

*Ring Ring Ring*

“Maybe if I press these two at the same time…”

*Transfer to voice-mail*

“What?! Awwww I missed it…I might as well listen to the message and call them back.” After fiddling with his phone for about half an hour, Chris realizes that he doesn’t know how to work that either. “I know, I’ll read that useless white pamphlet that came with the phone, whew, looks like that thing really does come in handy.”

***

20 minutes later…

After reading that booklet from front to back, dealing with all that technical mumbo-jumbo, Chris makes a startling announcement… “My head hurts from all this thinking.” When suddenly, Chris had an incoming call.

*Ring Ring Ring*

“Aaaaaaaaaaah! Oh, it’s just my phone. Ok, click the ‘Talk’ button…this seems oddly familiar, oh well. ‘Talk’ then…talk? Oh, ok. He…”

*Ring Ring Ring*

“STUPID PHONE FROM HELL! DIEEEE!!!” yelled Chris as he threw his phone on the ground and started jumping up and down on it.