Old Lady Mildred's Crazy Subway Song

Dee rats! Dee rats! Dee rats!
singing all day, to keep the rats at bay
Dee rats! Dee rats! Dee rats!

Listen to meh song, Mildred knows meh dear
what's crawling between dose ears!

Knibbling at meh feet, the rats they go
up and down and to and fro
sneaking eyes, don't you see?
The rats will get the better of me!

Dee rats! Dee rats! Dee rats!

They're huge! They're big! They're bigger than sin!
They've been everywhere that I have been!
cisterns & sludge, needles & fudge
.............fudge?

Dee rats! Dee rats! Dee rats!

Run dem over with meh shopping cart
ziggy zaggy dem shifty creatures
knawing off meh pretty features!
MWHAHAHAHAHHA!

Thump! Bump thump!
Ha! Meh made a furry lump!
Who's da queen of deh dump?

Dee rats! Dee rats! Dee rats!

No Mildred is!

Dee rats! Dee rats! Dee Rats!