Flash Back:

Calm now, Steve was silently looking through the phone book for the police's emergency number.-- That's our little Stevie o0;; --
Steve looked up from his search for the number, to see the She-duck approaching him with a deranged smile upon her face.

"What's that?" Steve asked knowing fully well what it was, "What are you doing with that pencil?!"

Story Eight Part III, The She Duck

Steve backed away from the She-Duck, well Ex-She-Duck with the sharp pencil slowly and carefully.for him because he kept tripping.
"Goodbye, my love.." She said in a deathly quiet voice, as she closed in on the other duck.

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"GAHHH!!"
"Good bye you heartless jerk.."
"Oh my god, it's getting darker.Grandpa? Is that you?"
"Yes Steve, it's you Grandpa, walk to wards him and the light.."

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The next day, the police opened the house to an unusual sight. After the Ex-She-duck had killed Steve she carried him to the kitchen and put him on a turkey platter, being a duck it only took up half of the platter. Then she lay down on the platter beside him, having retrieved the small pistol from the yard, she lay the cool metal to the side of her temple, and pulled the trigger, to die with the one she loved that didn't return it; and lay out a two course meal for the police the next day, and this time..Steve did not wake up the next day.

The End.

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Well, it's almost sad but hey he's still alive in the real world, one of my best friends, he doesn't irritate me anymore in fact he's the big brother I never had, and he has a brand new She-Duck that he's scared silly I'll meet and ruin everything for him..I say nothing to confirm nor deny that I plan on doing such things,. Anyways thanks for reading "How Will You Kill The Duck?" Your reviews were and are appreciated and now, THE STORY IS OVER!!

-Artemis S.