Old Man Stories
#1

Hey everybody! I'm Old Man! Let me tell you how this works. You sit down and listen and if you don't, I hit you on the head with a cane! Because you kids these days. you have no listening skills. Why, back in my day if you handed someone an ear they would eat it. For one thing, we didn't complain about food in those days, and our ears were just fine.

You could trust people in my day. Like one time my dad gave me a dollar. Ya see, in those days with a dollar you could buy a pie at Ma's Diner. Any flavor. Mmm.. Horse Radishes. Then with the change you could buy bus fare home, and still have enough to purchase an entire outdoor swimming pool, and still have a nickel or two left over. Now if you'll excuse me, I think my meds are putting me to .