The Four-Horsemen

By: Irish Guy

"Oh no!"

"It's the four-horsemen of the apocalypse!"

"No, it's worse than that!"

"What could be worse than the end of the world as we know it?"

"Another Olsen twin's movie has been released!"

"Run for your lives!"

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Horsemen 1: Look how they flee in our presence. Run puny mortals, for Armageddon is upon you!

Horsemen 2: Die!

Horsemen 3: Destroy!

Horsemen 5: Care for a spot of tea?

Horsemen 1,2,3: What?

Horsemen 5: Well, if we're going to cause mass destruction, I believe we should have some tea first.

Horsemen 1: Are you insane?!

Horsemen 5: Nonsense, I may be your alternate fifth horsemen, Judgment, but I'm still A proper English Gentleman.

Horsemen 1: Where is RagnaRok?

Horsemen 5: Oh, he's over there, he was pulled over by a motorcycle officer for speeding…I swear, you bloody horsemen have no sense of speed.

Horsemen 1: Why don't we just kill the cop?

Horsemen 5: Well, I'm Judgment and I believe that he is a fine, upstanding young man. He should not be slaughtered just to get your friend out of a pit of trouble that he put himself into. And another thing, this steeds leather hide is hurting my buttocks and…

Horsemen 3: I am Doomsday, KILL THE MORTALS!

Horsemen 5: Don't interrupt me like that or I'll…Him, that man right there, he deserves to die, he's dressed like a clown.

Horsemen 2: He is a clown.

Horsemen 5: A clown is no gentleman.

Horsemen 3: We like clowns, They make us laugh.

Horsemen 1: Apocalypse, Doomsday.

Horsemen 2,3: Yes Armageddon?

Horsemen 1: Let's kill the mortals!

Horsemen 1,2,3: Yeah!

Horsemen 5: Now wait just a bloody minute, I just got through telling you that as a subject to the crown we…

At this precise moment, Armageddon unsheathes his sword and decapitates Judgment.

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Horsemen 4: Thank you for killing the cop Doomsday.

Horsemen 3: It was my pleasure…heh heh.

Horsemen 4: We're going to have to postpone the killing of all mortals.

Horsemen 1: Why's that RagnaRok?

Horsemen 4: Because I have to make a court appearance later today, something about 'no riding a horse on the street without a license.' Then I have to go to some kind of 'traffic school.'

Horsemen 2: Why do you have to do that?

Horsemen 4: Because if I don’t my insurance will sky-rocket.

Horsemen 1: Well, I guess we can destroy the world tomorrow…

Horsemen 1,2,3,4: Alright…lets go home.

The End…TOMMOROW!!!