Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search Login Register Extras
Fiction » Humor » For The Bored font: B s : A A A . width: full 3/4 1/2
Author: Fantwriter
Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-07-03 - Updated: 10-07-03 - id:1416645

Author’s Note: Ppl who know us may realize who we are. please do not send IM’s to these ppl below ‘cause they’re pennames anyways.

Second Author’s Note: didn't do it, can't prove it, the computer's lying?

Poster’s Note: Hi this is FantasyForever or Fantwriter, here to say have fun listen to the Authors! Tell me if there are any glitches

Chiyi: Fries!!! *munch munch*

Aibel: he he

Chiyi: ^^

Chiyi: Me a happy Water Spirit

Aibel: .... ^_^

Chiyi: ^.^

Aibel: *sneezes*

Chiyi: do you have the cold or anything

Chiyi: or is there a reason you do that?

Aibel: no.

Aibel: In a 'serious' situation, it inputs comedy

Aibel: ^ up there I actually sneezed

Aibel: ^_^

Chiyi: X_X

Chiyi: ''''''''

Chiyi: ^_^'''

Aibel: I like MSN better

Chiyi: how?

Aibel: they have a smile that rolls its eyes

Chiyi: i never tried it

Chiyi: ooo!!!

Aibel: tis free

Chiyi: uh huh

Chiyi: where do i sign up?

Aibel: .com

Aibel: one sec

Aibel: 1st you need an account (free)

Chiyi: fine...

Aibel: =1

Aibel: that's there

Aibel: then download

Aibel:

Chiyi: it says i have to enable cookies...

Aibel: ^_^

Aibel: ... don't have to

Chiyi: what are cookies

Aibel: just don';t click anything

Aibel: they bring you to their homepage when you open up your browser

Chiyi: is it bad if i download it?

Aibel: no

Chiyi: like will any viruses come in or anything?

Aibel: it shouldn't be...

Chiyi: 'cause my dad is total like virus free man

Aibel: I dearly hope not. It shouldn't

Chiyi: so save?

Aibel: ^_^ I killed one of our old computers.. it doesn't turn on anymore

Aibel: yes

Chiyi: ........

Chiyi: *unsureness*

Aibel: Never download Bonzia Buddy

Chiyi: what the heck is that?

Aibel: Not MSN. That's on all our computers and it's fine

Aibel: Purple monkey

Aibel: avoid the annoyance at all costs

Chiyi: ok...

Chiyi: i wont dowload it

Chiyi: ok?

Aibel: *shrugs* got me

Aibel: maybe your computer isn't aplicable or something. I'm no computer freak

Aibel: oh well. ^_^ at least you gots this

Chiyi: no i'm just afraid it'll kill the comp

Aibel: *kicks AOL*

Aibel: oh, it won't

Chiyi: i killed one before....or it could've been my dad

Chiyi: *shrug*

Aibel: MSN's big big big, they wouldn't let you download viruses

Aibel: Yeah, mydad placed all the blame on me... come to find out he contributed

Aibel: and he messed up his own computer. ^_^

Chiyi: hahaha

Aibel: brb

Chiyi: parents never blame themselves do they

Aibel: nope

Aibel: course not

Aibel: why would they?

Chiyi: my dad still didn't notice the marker spots on the WHITE wall *snickers*

Aibel: o.O

Chiyi: though my bro did it

Aibel: mm

Chiyi: he was trying to mark me with a pen

Aibel: he he

Chiyi: and then the ink flew out and hit the wall

Chiyi: HAHAAHA

Chiyi: *leans over in chair laughing my head off*

Aibel: ...

Aibel: ....

Aibel: EEE!!!

Chiyi: IT"S PINK!!!

Chiyi: MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Aibel: Fix it Fix it Fix it!

Chiyi: hahaha

Aibel: AAHHHH!!!!

Chiyi: just click on the letter A in blue

Aibel: I hate not knowing how a messenging system works

Chiyi: to the left...

Chiyi: and pick a color

Chiyi: ^^

Aibel: ....

Chiyi: yeah

Aibel: *sighs*

Chiyi: happy?

Aibel: yep

Chiyi: Yay!

Aibel: now if only I could fix yours..

Aibel: ^_^

Chiyi: WHAT?!

Aibel: he he he

Chiyi: excuse me?!

Aibel: *Smirk*

Chiyi: *stamps over their with a baseball bat*

Aibel: *starts laughing hysterically*

Chiyi: *THUNK!!!*

Aibel: *points at advancing figure and laughs*

Aibel: Ow.

Aibel: Grrrr

Chiyi: HAHAHAHA

Chiyi: points hysterically

Aibel: * brings out pocket flame thrower*

Chiyi: pocket flame thrower?

Aibel: here.... my... little... friend...

Aibel: *Grins evilly*

Chiyi: ...

Aibel: Come here...

Aibel: *FLOOOSH!*

Chiyi: *blink blink*

Chiyi: *in cinders...*

Aibel: *Blows on the smoking end of pocket flame thrower*

Chiyi: Hmph...

Aibel: ^_^

Chiyi: Brings out a....

Chiyi: SUPER NUNCHAKU!!!

Chiyi: swivels it around

Aibel: ...*thud*

Chiyi: and ...

Chiyi: *Thunk*

Chiyi: HAHAHAHA

Chiyi: *grins evilly*

Aibel: *gets out pocket Bozooka (like all pocket weapons of minior and major distruction, they are copyrighted by me)*

Aibel: *Grins*

Chiyi: psh

Chiyi: XP

Chiyi: Brings out a mini snipe

Chiyi: *SWOOSH!*

Aibel: Ha1

Aibel: *thud*

Chiyi: Ha2

Chiyi: Ha3

Chiyi: ok

Chiyi: X_X

Chiyi: _

Aibel: *TWAP!*

Chiyi: XP

Chiyi: My SWORD!!!!

Aibel: I just hit you over the head with my bazooka, you better XP

Aibel: *yawns*

Chiyi: (How come i got all the medieval weapons...)

Chiyi: Hey

Aibel: (cuz you hvae a medieval mind)

Chiyi: (Fine...)

Aibel: (he he)

Chiyi: Switches sword for a...

Chiyi: (must think....)

Chiyi: Shotgun from Halo

Aibel: say light saber and die

Aibel: *thud*

Chiyi: BAm!

Aibel: *randomly hurls a hand granade at Chiyi*

Aibel: *Sputter*

Chiyi: *dodge*

Chiyi: *whoosh, boom*

Aibel: dmmit, need to check those experation dates

Chiyi: X_X

Aibel: *tries another*

Aibel: *sputters*

Aibel: darn

Aibel: *takes a final and shakes it*

Chiyi: Fly w/ a assault rifle

Aibel: *BOOM!*

Aibel: *smooking* figures

Chiyi: *pew pew pew -- gunshots?*

Aibel: *coughs smoke rings*

Chiyi: eww..

Aibel: *looks up*

Chiyi: SMOKER!!!!

Aibel: Ehhh

Chiyi: comes down from the ceiling w/ a jien

Aibel: *throws random thing*

Chiyi: DIE!!!

Chiyi: X_X wow she misses

Aibel: *random thing blows up in face and creates a smoke cloud for me to escape by*

Aibel: :P

Chiyi: No you don't!!!

Aibel: *can't be found*

Chiyi: Fades away into a shadow (fantasy takes place)

Aibel: *smoke clears*

Aibel: *nothing*

Chiyi: *the room is empty*

Aibel: Oh well

Chiyi: *neither person is found*

Chiyi: peeks in from a shadow

Aibel: Both are assumed dead

Aibel: by fmily membeers

Chiyi: ^^

Aibel: funerals are heald

Aibel: they are never heard of again except by random people on the Void who find them'

Chiyi: ^^

Aibel: but those people are promptly delt with

Aibel: ^_^

Chiyi: .......

Aibel: O:-)

Chiyi: o.O

Chiyi: you kill them?

Aibel: I never said that

Chiyi: innocent lives!

Chiyi: jk

Aibel: I said they were delt with

Chiyi: so

Aibel: The fact that I now have mindless minions has nothing to do with it

Chiyi: ?

Chiyi: whoa

Aibel: O:-)

Chiyi: Goes off to get her own lil crew

Chiyi: I got lets see

Aibel: :-P8-)O:-):-D;-):o:-[:-X:-(:-*:-!:'(:-)=-O:-$:-\

Chiyi: Counts off fingers

Chiyi: Vampire, elves, ogres...

Chiyi: Trolls, spirits, elementals...

Aibel: *falls asleep while this atempt is being made*

Chiyi: mages....

Aibel: zZ zZ

Chiyi: Enchanters...

Chiyi: A weird person

Chiyi: by the name of

Chiyi: *peers at paper*

Chiyi : A-I-b-e-l???

Chiyi: i didn't ask for that!

Aibel: *wkes up instantly and lunges at Chiyi* ohhh no you dont!

Chiyi: EEK!!!

Aibel: *TWAP TWAP TWAP*

Chiyi: *drops paper*

Chiyi: Scrambles up a hill

Aibel: Come back here infidel!

Chiyi: and dissapears in the shadow of a tree

Aibel: You shall pay for claiming me!

Chiyi: emerges from shadow *sticks out tongue*

Chiyi: MUAHAHAHA

Aibel: *Blows up hill with pocket bomb*

Aibel: *KABOOM!*

Chiyi: Comes out of your shadow

Chiyi: *wink*

Chiyi: your petty lil defenses aren't gonna help against me

Aibel: :-D Here my friend, *twitch twicth* I just want a word wit you...

Aibel: *twicth twicth*

Chiyi: *psh!!

Chiyi: Dissappears

Aibel: ^_^ good

Chiyi: *poof*

Chiyi: Miss me?

Aibel: npo

Chiyi: aww...

Chiyi: *sniffles...

Aibel: *TWAPS Chiyi over the head*

Chiyi: _

Chiyi: Dissappears

Aibel: *grumbles* Teach you to claim my sol

Aibel: o.O my sol'

Chiyi: soul? where?

Aibel: ...

Aibel: My SUN! NOOO!! YOU TOOK MY SUN!!!

Chiyi: your sun?

Aibel: *GROWLS* GIVE IT BACK!

Chiyi: you own a star???

Chiyi: Wow!!!

Aibel: GIVE IT BACK THEIF!

Chiyi: I want a ball of gas and what fire?

Chiyi: oooo....

Chiyi: toss toss

Aibel: GgrrrrrrrRRRRR!!!

Chiyi: pretty...

Aibel: *SMACK!*

Chiyi: Aaaaaaaaaah

Chiyi: *dodge*

Chiyi: Stop it! you took too many turns

Chiyi: it's mine now

Aibel: *Gets out pocket weapon of mass distructioN*

Aibel: Give... it... here....

Chiyi: Takes out a hammer-- the original weapon

Aibel: *prepares to destroy earth*

Chiyi: No...*poof*

Aibel: *shrugs and destroys universe instead.*

Aibel: *BOOOOOOM!*

Chiyi: Appears on another planet in the middle of a market still holding the hammer on her shoulder

Chiyi: ya know you're just gonna be floating there now....

Aibel: *looks around* he he. *dissappears*

Chiyi: ba bye! can't wait till u run out of oxygen

Chiyi: *poof* where'd the person go???

Chiyi: (we should post this ya know)

Aibel: *tosses her Sol happily after reappearing in an alternate universe*

Chiyi: (highly entertaining)

Aibel: (why?)

Aibel: Tra le le le le la la

Chiyi: (entertainment for the extremely bored!)

Chiyi: where'd she go

Aibel: ( he he... VERY bored)

Chiyi: *poof*

Chiyi: Ahh there you are...

Chiyi: *cackle*

Aibel: *whistles*

Aibel: who, me?

Chiyi: Shoots a rocket launcher

Chiyi: *BAM!!!*

(Part cut out due to fear of spam mail and junk im’s)

(Revised version:)

Aibel: *looks at Chi incrediously*

Aibel: riiiiight

Chiyi: Chi???

Chiyi: what do you mean Chi!!!

Aibel: Chiyi

Chiyi: fine fine fine

Chiyi: more like Chiyi that CHI

Aibel: if you have a betetr nickname, I'll hear it

Aibel: Chiyi

Chiyi: CHIYI CHIYI CHIYI

Aibel: *smirk*

Aibel: All right. CHIYI

Chiyi: *sticks toungue out*

Chiyi: AIBEL!!!

Aibel: Watch your step

Chiyi: i'm standing...

Aibel: *shrugs* I created the name, I should like it

Chiyi: fine w/ me

(Revision ends…kind of)

Aibel: *shrugs and disappears*

Chiyi: MWAHAHAHA

Chiyi: hmph.....

Chiyi: *poof*

Aibel: *leaving behind an empty crattor and a very pissed off decoy*

Chiyi: stupid decoy....

Aibel: *Decoy loudly proclaims that she wants a raise*

Chiyi: tosses a coin "have fun..."

Aibel: *Decoy glares*

Aibel: *decoy goes off grumbling something about starting a srink*

Aibel: strike*

Chiyi: Hey it's better than nothing ain't it

Chiyi: be glad i didn't destroy you

Aibel: *Decoy Girl wants to know if being blown up is worth a nickel*

Chiyi: well which would you rather have?

Aibel: *Deoy GLARES. She threatens to enlist your decoy into the fight*

Chiyi: i don't have one?

Chiyi: screw the ?

Aibel: *Decoy girl says: that's right, you dont'*

Chiyi: "oh shoot then i better get one"

Chiyi: *poof*

Aibel: he he

Chiyi: Posts up an advertisement

Aibel: *falls asleep*

Aibel: Zz Zz

Aibel: brb

Chiyi: *Anyone wanna be a decoy? Meet in the Dark Alley a Minuit! Pay: §1000Au Revoir!!

Aibel: he he

Aibel: gtg, sorry

Chiyi: bye

Aibel: puline nitl

Chiyi: i'm keeping this

Chiyi: Au Revoir!

Aibel: ookies

Chiyi: Zai Jien!

Chiyi: errr...

Chiyi: Bye!

Aibel: Puline ntl

Chiyi: what other lang.
Aibel signed off at 7:52:07 PM.



Return to Top