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Author: Fantwriter
Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-07-03 - Updated: 10-07-03 - id:1416645

Author’s Note: Ppl who know us may realize who we are. please do not send IM’s to these ppl below ‘cause they’re pennames anyways.

Second Author’s Note: didn't do it, can't prove it, the computer's lying?

Poster’s Note: Hi this is FantasyForever or Fantwriter, here to say have fun listen to the Authors! Tell me if there are any glitches

Chiyi: Fries!! munch munch

Aibel: he he

Chiyi:

Chiyi: Me a happy Water Spirit

Aibel: ...

Chiyi: .

Aibel: sneezes

Chiyi: do you have the cold or anything

Chiyi: or is there a reason you do that?

Aibel: no.

Aibel: In a 'serious' situation, it inputs comedy

Aibel: up there I actually sneezed

Aibel:

Chiyi: XX

Chiyi: ''''''''

Chiyi: '''

Aibel: I like MSN better

Chiyi: how?

Aibel: they have a smile that rolls its eyes

Chiyi: i never tried it

Chiyi: ooo!!

Aibel: tis free

Chiyi: uh huh

Chiyi: where do i sign up?

Aibel:

Aibel: one sec

Aibel: 1st you need an account (free)

Chiyi: fine...

Aibel: 1

Aibel: that's there

Aibel: then download

Aibel:

Chiyi: it says i have to enable cookies...

Aibel:

Aibel: ... don't have to

Chiyi: what are cookies

Aibel: just don';t click anything

Aibel: they bring you to their homepage when you open up your browser

Chiyi: is it bad if i download it?

Aibel: no

Chiyi: like will any viruses come in or anything?

Aibel: it shouldn't be...

Chiyi: 'cause my dad is total like virus free man

Aibel: I dearly hope not. It shouldn't

Chiyi: so save?

Aibel: I killed one of our old computers.. it doesn't turn on anymore

Aibel: yes

Chiyi: ...

Chiyi: unsureness

Aibel: Never download Bonzia Buddy

Chiyi: what the heck is that?

Aibel: Not MSN. That's on all our computers and it's fine

Aibel: Purple monkey

Aibel: avoid the annoyance at all costs

Chiyi: ok...

Chiyi: i wont dowload it

Chiyi: ok?

Aibel: shrugs got me

Aibel: maybe your computer isn't aplicable or something. I'm no computer freak

Aibel: oh well. at least you gots this

Chiyi: no i'm just afraid it'll kill the comp

Aibel: kicks AOL

Aibel: oh, it won't

Chiyi: i killed one before...or it could've been my dad

Chiyi: shrug

Aibel: MSN's big big big, they wouldn't let you download viruses

Aibel: Yeah, mydad placed all the blame on me... come to find out he contributed

Aibel: and he messed up his own computer.

Chiyi: hahaha

Aibel: brb

Chiyi: parents never blame themselves do they

Aibel: nope

Aibel: course not

Aibel: why would they?

Chiyi: my dad still didn't notice the marker spots on the WHITE wall snickers

Aibel: o.O

Chiyi: though my bro did it

Aibel: mm

Chiyi: he was trying to mark me with a pen

Aibel: he he

Chiyi: and then the ink flew out and hit the wall

Chiyi: HAHAAHA

Chiyi: leans over in chair laughing my head off

Aibel: ...

Aibel: ...

Aibel: EEE!!

Chiyi: IT"S PINK!!

Chiyi: MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Aibel: Fix it Fix it Fix it!

Chiyi: hahaha

Aibel: AAHHHH!!

Chiyi: just click on the letter A in blue

Aibel: I hate not knowing how a messenging system works

Chiyi: to the left...

Chiyi: and pick a color

Chiyi:

Aibel: ...

Chiyi: yeah

Aibel: sighs

Chiyi: happy?

Aibel: yep

Chiyi: Yay!

Aibel: now if only I could fix yours..

Aibel:

Chiyi: WHAT?!

Aibel: he he he

Chiyi: excuse me?!

Aibel: Smirk

Chiyi: stamps over their with a baseball bat

Aibel: starts laughing hysterically

Chiyi: THUNK!!

Aibel: points at advancing figure and laughs

Aibel: Ow.

Aibel: Grrrr

Chiyi: HAHAHAHA

Chiyi: points hysterically

Aibel: brings out pocket flame thrower

Chiyi: pocket flame thrower?

Aibel: here... my... little... friend...

Aibel: Grins evilly

Chiyi: ...

Aibel: Come here...

Aibel: FLOOOSH!

Chiyi: blink blink

Chiyi: in cinders...

Aibel: Blows on the smoking end of pocket flame thrower

Chiyi: Hmph...

Aibel:

Chiyi: Brings out a...

Chiyi: SUPER NUNCHAKU!!

Chiyi: swivels it around

Aibel: ...thud

Chiyi: and ...

Chiyi: Thunk

Chiyi: HAHAHAHA

Chiyi: grins evilly

Aibel: gets out pocket Bozooka (like all pocket weapons of minior and major distruction, they are copyrighted by me)

Aibel: Grins

Chiyi: psh

Chiyi: XP

Chiyi: Brings out a mini snipe

Chiyi: SWOOSH!

Aibel: Ha1

Aibel: thud

Chiyi: Ha2

Chiyi: Ha3

Chiyi: ok

Chiyi: XX

Chiyi:

Aibel: TWAP!

Chiyi: XP

Chiyi: My SWORD!!

Aibel: I just hit you over the head with my bazooka, you better XP

Aibel: yawns

Chiyi: (How come i got all the medieval weapons...)

Chiyi: Hey

Aibel: (cuz you hvae a medieval mind)

Chiyi: (Fine...)

Aibel: (he he)

Chiyi: Switches sword for a...

Chiyi: (must think...)

Chiyi: Shotgun from Halo

Aibel: say light saber and die

Aibel: thud

Chiyi: BAm!

Aibel: randomly hurls a hand granade at Chiyi

Aibel: Sputter

Chiyi: dodge

Chiyi: whoosh, boom

Aibel: dmmit, need to check those experation dates

Chiyi: XX

Aibel: tries another

Aibel: sputters

Aibel: darn

Aibel: takes a final and shakes it

Chiyi: Fly w/ a assault rifle

Aibel: BOOM!

Aibel: smooking figures

Chiyi: pew pew pew -- gunshots?

Aibel: coughs smoke rings

Chiyi: eww..

Aibel: looks up

Chiyi: SMOKER!!

Aibel: Ehhh

Chiyi: comes down from the ceiling w/ a jien

Aibel: throws random thing

Chiyi: DIE!!

Chiyi: XX wow she misses

Aibel: random thing blows up in face and creates a smoke cloud for me to escape by

Aibel: :P

Chiyi: No you don't!!

Aibel: can't be found

Chiyi: Fades away into a shadow (fantasy takes place)

Aibel: smoke clears

Aibel: nothing

Chiyi: the room is empty

Aibel: Oh well

Chiyi: neither person is found

Chiyi: peeks in from a shadow

Aibel: Both are assumed dead

Aibel: by fmily membeers

Chiyi:

Aibel: funerals are heald

Aibel: they are never heard of again except by random people on the Void who find them'

Chiyi:

Aibel: but those people are promptly delt with

Aibel:

Chiyi: ...

Aibel: O:-)

Chiyi: o.O

Chiyi: you kill them?

Aibel: I never said that

Chiyi: innocent lives!

Chiyi: jk

Aibel: I said they were delt with

Chiyi: so

Aibel: The fact that I now have mindless minions has nothing to do with it

Chiyi: ?

Chiyi: whoa

Aibel: O:-)

Chiyi: Goes off to get her own lil crew

Chiyi: I got lets see

Aibel: :-P8-)O:-):-D;-):o:-:-X:-(:-:-!:'(:-)-O:-:-\

Chiyi: Counts off fingers

Chiyi: Vampire, elves, ogres...

Chiyi: Trolls, spirits, elementals...

Aibel: falls asleep while this atempt is being made

Chiyi: mages...

Aibel: zZ zZ

Chiyi: Enchanters...

Chiyi: A weird person

Chiyi: by the name of

Chiyi: peers at paper

Chiyi : A-I-b-e-l??

Chiyi: i didn't ask for that!

Aibel: wkes up instantly and lunges at Chiyi ohhh no you dont!

Chiyi: EEK!!

Aibel: TWAP TWAP TWAP

Chiyi: drops paper

Chiyi: Scrambles up a hill

Aibel: Come back here infidel!

Chiyi: and dissapears in the shadow of a tree

Aibel: You shall pay for claiming me!

Chiyi: emerges from shadow sticks out tongue

Chiyi: MUAHAHAHA

Aibel: Blows up hill with pocket bomb

Aibel: KABOOM!

Chiyi: Comes out of your shadow

Chiyi: wink

Chiyi: your petty lil defenses aren't gonna help against me

Aibel: :-D Here my friend, twitch twicth I just want a word wit you...

Aibel: twicth twicth

Chiyi: psh!!

Chiyi: Dissappears

Aibel: good

Chiyi: poof

Chiyi: Miss me?

Aibel: npo

Chiyi: aww...

Chiyi: sniffles...

Aibel: TWAPS Chiyi over the head

Chiyi:

Chiyi: Dissappears

Aibel: grumbles Teach you to claim my sol

Aibel: o.O my sol'

Chiyi: soul? where?

Aibel: ...

Aibel: My SUN! NOOO!! YOU TOOK MY SUN!!

Chiyi: your sun?

Aibel: GROWLS GIVE IT BACK!

Chiyi: you own a star??

Chiyi: Wow!!

Aibel: GIVE IT BACK THEIF!

Chiyi: I want a ball of gas and what fire?

Chiyi: oooo...

Chiyi: toss toss

Aibel: GgrrrrrrrRRRRR!!

Chiyi: pretty...

Aibel: SMACK!

Chiyi: Aaaaaaaaaah

Chiyi: dodge

Chiyi: Stop it! you took too many turns

Chiyi: it's mine now

Aibel: Gets out pocket weapon of mass distructioN

Aibel: Give... it... here...

Chiyi: Takes out a hammer-- the original weapon

Aibel: prepares to destroy earth

Chiyi: No...poof

Aibel: shrugs and destroys universe instead.

Aibel: BOOOOOOM!

Chiyi: Appears on another planet in the middle of a market still holding the hammer on her shoulder

Chiyi: ya know you're just gonna be floating there now...

Aibel: looks around he he. dissappears

Chiyi: ba bye! can't wait till u run out of oxygen

Chiyi: poof where'd the person go??

Chiyi: (we should post this ya know)

Aibel: tosses her Sol happily after reappearing in an alternate universe

Chiyi: (highly entertaining)

Aibel: (why?)

Aibel: Tra le le le le la la

Chiyi: (entertainment for the extremely bored!)

Chiyi: where'd she go

Aibel: ( he he... VERY bored)

Chiyi: poof

Chiyi: Ahh there you are...

Chiyi: cackle

Aibel: whistles

Aibel: who, me?

Chiyi: Shoots a rocket launcher

Chiyi: BAM!!

(Part cut out due to fear of spam mail and junk im’s)

(Revised version:)

Aibel: looks at Chi incrediously

Aibel: riiiiight

Chiyi: Chi??

Chiyi: what do you mean Chi!!

Aibel: Chiyi

Chiyi: fine fine fine

Chiyi: more like Chiyi that CHI

Aibel: if you have a betetr nickname, I'll hear it

Aibel: Chiyi

Chiyi: CHIYI CHIYI CHIYI

Aibel: smirk

Aibel: All right. CHIYI

Chiyi: sticks toungue out

Chiyi: AIBEL!!

Aibel: Watch your step

Chiyi: i'm standing...

Aibel: shrugs I created the name, I should like it

Chiyi: fine w/ me

(Revision ends…kind of)

Aibel: shrugs and disappears

Chiyi: MWAHAHAHA

Chiyi: hmph...

Chiyi: poof

Aibel: leaving behind an empty crattor and a very pissed off decoy

Chiyi: stupid decoy...

Aibel: Decoy loudly proclaims that she wants a raise

Chiyi: tosses a coin "have fun..."

Aibel: Decoy glares

Aibel: decoy goes off grumbling something about starting a srink

Aibel: strike

Chiyi: Hey it's better than nothing ain't it

Chiyi: be glad i didn't destroy you

Aibel: Decoy Girl wants to know if being blown up is worth a nickel

Chiyi: well which would you rather have?

Aibel: Deoy GLARES. She threatens to enlist your decoy into the fight

Chiyi: i don't have one?

Chiyi: screw the ?

Aibel: Decoy girl says: that's right, you dont'

Chiyi: "oh shoot then i better get one"

Chiyi: poof

Aibel: he he

Chiyi: Posts up an advertisement

Aibel: falls asleep

Aibel: Zz Zz

Aibel: brb

Chiyi: Anyone wanna be a decoy? Meet in the Dark Alley a Minuit! Pay: §1000Au Revoir!!

Aibel: he he

Aibel: gtg, sorry

Chiyi: bye

Aibel: puline nitl

Chiyi: i'm keeping this

Chiyi: Au Revoir!

Aibel: ookies

Chiyi: Zai Jien!

Chiyi: errr...

Chiyi: Bye!

Aibel: Puline ntl

Chiyi: what other lang.
Aibel signed off at 7:52:07 PM.



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