Super Mary and Disco Ashley Unite!

-Super Mary can fight crime Kung-Fu style (like, totally!)
-Disco Ashley can fight crime with super funky dance moves (Solid!)
-Red, white, and blue leotard with a tutu and cape for Super Mary
-3 foot wide afro with a pick, ultra high platform shoes with bell- bottoms and a tank top for Disco Ashley.

The Screenplay

(Indiana Jones theme playing softly in background.)

Super Mary(SM)- "We're like not your average superheroes."

(The record skips and goes to Star Wars Theme.)

Director-"What the."

Producer-"What the."

SM-"Why can't we have our own theme?" *Whine*

Disco Ashley (DA)-"Huh?"

Director, Producer, and Writer-*Sigh*

(Scene cuts)

"Super Mary and Disco Ashley Unite!" appears on screen.

(SM and DA are in their apartment in NYC; they're eating Cheetos and getting hyped up on Red Bull.)

DA-"We look so funkadelic in our costumes, girl."

SM-"Oh, I know. We always gotta look good while fighting crime. Speaking of crime, why hasn't Da Agency called us yet? It's been one whole week."

(Scene cuts)

Mr. Moviefone-"Meanwhile, at Da Agency."

Smart Sistas-"Look the radar's ticking!"

Claire (Sista uno)-"Clare, I think it's Bad Boy Ross!"

Clare (Sista dos)-*Shriek* "He was the dork who stole my copy of 'From Justin to Kelly'!"

S1-"OK then." *Stare* "Wait uno momento! What were you doing with that movie?!?!"

S2-"'s not like it's 's not!!!"

S1-".sure." *Smirk*

(Other Brothers run in trying to help the sistas, to the tune of 'Ghostbusters.')

-"Who you gonna call? Super Mary! Who you gonna call? Disco Ashley!"

S2-"Good idea, Aren and Jordan! Here's a snack!"

Jordan and Aren-"."

S1-"Let us run to the phone in distress just like every other superhero movie!"

S2-"Right!"

(Scene cuts)

DA-"It looks like we're needed by Da Agency! Bad Boy Ross is causing trouble at the dollar . mind."

SM-"What are we waiting for then? Lets go and help the good people of NYC!"

(She starts singing 'NYC' from 'Annie'.)

(Scene cuts)

(20 minutes later, at the dollar store, Bad Boy Ross is threatening the customers, who are a bit scared of his antics just as our heroines arrive.)

BBR-"I am O-mighty Bad Boy Ross! Behold my badness! I'm so bad; I'm more bad than the baddest! Hear my badness roar!"

SM-"That is like so wrong that you're being so pathetic in public."

BBR-*Sob*

DA-"Dude, it's soooo not right to hold up a dollar store and steal either!"

BBR-"Like I care."

SM-"That's it. And now it's time for 'BAD GUY BEAT DOWN #1!"

(They all start fighting.)

POW! BAM! WHACK! SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!

DA-"Oh yeah." She busts a super funky dance move and terrifies poor, poor Ross.

BBR-"Alright, ok, I give up!" *Whimper*

(The Police FINALLY show up and arrest poor, poor Ross.)

SM-"That just goes to show that if you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

BBR-"And I would have gotten away too, if it wasn't for those rotten kids and their invincible

Porsche-mobile too!"

SM and DA- *Gasp*

SM-"That's got to be the worst bad guy I've ever seen."

DA-"I hear ya girl, I hear ya."

SM-"Now's the part where everyone thanks us for our super fine crime fighting crime fighting and we fly away."

DA-"What about our Porsche-mobile?"

SM-"I think the Producer, Jerry, decided to blow it up."

DA-"But I thought our car wasn't blow-up able."

(Everyone starts thanking them.)

DA-"Thank you, thank you very much, but we really must dash."

SM-"Fly away home!"

(They both jump as if expecting to fly through the roof. Nothing happens.)

DA-"Hey, I thought Red Bull gave you wings!"

SM-"They lied!" *Pout*

(Scene cuts)

Smart Sistas-"Yeah! They fought crime and were ridiculously good looking in the process! I want to be just like them!"

Other Brothers-"Us too!"

(Smart Sistas mumble and look away.)

Other Brothers-"What?!?!"

(Scene cuts)

(Disco Ashley and Super Mary are walking home.)

SM-" You know Ashley, I wouldn't want to trade this job for anything in the world. I just feel so great helping other people, I really don't care that I don't get anything in return. And we teach a valuable lesson in the process. Like the Brady Bunch!"

DA-"I hear ya girl, I hear ya."

Director, Producer, and Writer-"Good job ladies! And that's a wrap!"

DA-"I was thinking."

SM-"That's never good."

DA-"We should make a sequel to this one day like 'Super Mary and Disco Ashley Reunite'."

(Everyone nods.)

Mr. Moviefone-*Fake Laughing* "Oh, ho! Those girls! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" (Continues laughing.)

THE END