THIS IS A DEFAULT CHAPTER. Yay.

A/N: well, this will tie in with the Disclaimer thing. So here it goes: I do not own ‘Once Upon a Time in Mexico.’ I never have. I never will.

Now, I have never seen this movie. Keep that in mind when you read this story. So if you have to send me a flame for this piece of utter stupidity… don’t. It would really be pointless. Also, Michelle would like to add, "It would not be very nice." (that is a DIRECT quote from Michelle.)

So read it. Enjoy it. Laugh at it if you will. But I really don’t care what you call it or think of it. Because I never saw the movie. This was a spur of the moment idea. It took a whole thirty seconds to write. Enjoy.