Eh, probably one of the stupidest things I've ever written for an english class . . . however, Shade2 demanded that I post this due to its utter weirdness. I mean, how many other poems are you going to find about sea cucumbers out there? Not many. Yeah, so read, be amazed, and review. Kapish?

I am a sea cucumber
I look like a vegetable with a beard of tentacles surrounding my mouth
I am a sea cucumber
I crawl around like a slow slug using all of my little tubular feet
I am a sea cucumber
I live alone in shallow waters found amidst beaches of any sea
I am a sea cucumber
I was born to eat mud that has minerals and little creatures in it
I am a sea cucumber