Note: Megadeth's Dave Mustaine made the original version of this song. His version is called 'Mechanix'. Metallica rewrote the lyrics after Dave left Metallica and called it 'The Four Horsemen.' I took the 'Four Horsemen' and turned it into a parody called 'The Four Salesmen'. And yes, Metallica's version is one of my favorite songs if you couldn't tell. It has an awsome bass line!

The Four Salesmen

By the blast of the four winds
You better raise your ears
The silence comes stark aloud
Lock up your wallet and company
They're knocking at your door
Run before its too late

Salesmen are coming nearer
On Cadillac steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through your privacy
Questioning incoherently
Sign the sheet or lose your life

You've been asking for it
Since the day you were born
Just don't get stupid
And open up the door
But they'll come around
And get at your phone
Burn it before its too late

Bargains
Have taken its toll on you
Withering in every pocket
Stealing
Your credit card number
And your meager life savings
Get
On the No Call List
Before its too late

So gather up your lawyers now
And saddle up your wallets
Either way your going to lose
Now is the crushing of all
Those who sell candy
Or even a package of business cards
Get away before its too late

Salesmen are coming nearer
On Cadillac steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through your privacy
Questioning incoherently
Sign the sheet or lose your life