Monsters
"Mommy, Mommy! I saw a monster under my bed!"
"There are no monsters under your bed."
"But it had big teeth in a fathead!"
"There are no monsters under your bed."
"But, but it had eyes of glowing red!"
"There are no monsters under your bed."
"I saw it! It had death in its head!"
"There are no monsters under your bed."
"But mommy would you rather me dead?"
"Honey, there are no monsters under your bed."
"I'm too scared to go back to my homestead."
"There are no monsters under your bed."
"Mommy you are really a hardhead!"
"There are no monsters under your bed."
"But I don't want to be beheaded!"
"There are no monsters under your bed."
"Fine I'll get this bad picture out of my head,
"I'm sure there are no monsters under my bed."
So the little boy went back under his bedspread,
But then he heard a rumbling from behind the door,
"There are no monsters under my bed.
"They're in the closet!"