OOPS
One bright and early morning,
Billy Bob woke from his own snoring.
He went down stairs and what did he see?
He saw his breakfast as normal can be.
He walked to the counter and picked up his plate,
But suddenly there was a huge earthquake!
Oops.
The plate dropped in all the confusion,
He bent down to pick it up and snapped a button!
He chased the button across the floor,
He picked it up and walked into the door.
He staggered and fell back onto the cat,
The cat screeched and ran away to catch a rat.
Then the dog came in to get his meal,
But got hit by the cat and began to reel.
Next came his sister fresh from the shower,
She tripped on the dog and fell in the flour.
Hearing all the commotion in came his dad,
He stepped on the ketchup and made his shirt plaid.
Next the brother came in from his morning jog,
He then tripped on his sister and squished the dog.
They looked around and saw a huge mess,
They cleaned it all up and it looked better not less.
Poop.
Another earthquake hit as hard as can be,
And everything was just as it had been.