Farmer Dan and the sealed Bottle of Turpentine

* * *

Moo goes the cow in the field that farmer Dan tilled yesterday while whistling Dixe and flipping a coin

And how bout that corn maze? That was pure genius of farmer Dan, didn't no the poor fellow was so darn clever

Aye, I lost me pet ferret in that corn maze. Poor bungles, he had 3 days till retirement from the races

si, el burro es el mosque tu!

(The donkey is smarter than u!)

But alas poor turpentine, left in the cold darkness of the village, alone and locked away in the aluminum bottle

Bottles...I once knew a mole named bottles. His spectacles were spectacular, not to mention they had the power to control the minds of certain species of northern tortoise

But didn't our kind sir MR bottles rescue our poor wittle turpentine? Seems I remember the bottle being carried in his arms, carried with such passion and love; being gazed at through is spectacular spectacles?

And yet no one held the key to open said locked bottle. Especially not the man with the thousands upon thousands of skeleton keys...for, an aluminum bottle requires not an aluminum key to open, but one made ENTIRELY out of pure, distilled orange marmalade extract

Mr. bottle was furious at this news so he called upon Sherlock Holmes and his fat ass assistant Dr Watson who at the moment were tag teaming with the 20th century female detective Nancy Drew, he visited the cozy shack that roamed where ever the horny bastard Holmes traveled, only to find Holmes and Watson hitting on the blonde 18 yr old as well as each other

How bout I end this with a mass orgy including, but not limited to: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, the Bush twins, all 4 Teletubbies, and the Trix rabbit?