The Day the Elk Went to Jail

The elk was peacefully chewing its cud when loud crashes and booms sounded in the not-so-far-away distance. The elk balked, and went racing away...

...Ending up in a large city. It meandered down sidewalks, blissfully caused wrecks, and gave many tourists great photo opportunities. You could almost say the beloved elk was an unwitting sadist, cheerfully giving many people hell.

It skipped and hopped (a marvelous feat for a creature of that bulk, I tell you) all the way to the local park, where it sighed in contentment, and began eating the grass.

Twenty minutes later, an animal control unit transported the elk to the local jail, for it had ignored one important rule...
So the elk did an elk, and elked its way into jail.

DAS ENDE.