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Author: Gothatheartholo
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-01-03 - Updated: 11-01-03 - id:1436056

An: This was a joke between Anna Cai and me. It was funny. Instead of saying The Demons Within on the phone, I said The Demon’s  - then I burped. And Anna kept on questioning about which demons burp. Thus the reason why I made this poem.

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The Demon’s – burp! 

            In the thick, dark bloody, blazing fires of Hell city lived an infamous kid, named Beatrice who was fond of writing deep, gory stories.

Her stories were so good that, she was invited into a festival to celebrate her stories as her kind of glory.

She was walking around and bumped into her best fiend Anna Cai, so they sauntered around the hellish place.

After that, she departed from Anna, went up to the stage to say her long speech – she sees who by her side? Anna Cai?

Even with Anna’s confidence on Beatrice, made Beatrice so incredibly nervous that she dropped her scroll and speeches on the floor.

Anna suddenly giggled as Beatrice picked it up, slowly. Beatrice would have strangled her – oh, she’d try – she’d try.

Therefore, Beatrice got her speeches back as she 'Ahemed' and started to read creakingly aloud.

Then, she could not do it because Anna was disturbing her that is making Beatrice swing a little bit from edginess from side to side. 

Beatrice clutched her stomach and lean on the microphone for support.

She felt so sick; she got a stomachache like everyday from those chickens that her mother would have it fried.

Young Beatrice calmed down, began her speech to say about her new demon story to the swarm of demons.  

Ooh, the demons in there were so impatient that they screamed and shouted so loud.

As Beatrice tensely and finally told them the title that it covered, Anna’s continues

Giggling from the crowd.

Because of this, she had to start over, grumping about giggling best fiends and over loud demons people. 

She finally spilled it all out, saying it all finally!

“The new demon story is...” She declared nervously.

Other fiends held their breaths, their fangs showing, (if they do breath) eagerly.

From a person’s eye, one would see that Beatrice was about to be eaten – do you see? See?

“The Demons – “ Burp! Beatrice burped so loud that increased Anna’s giggling and Anna began to crack up.

Beatrice sighed, her reputation painfully ruined as the fiends began to follow.

“This is a disaster.” She said glumly, her arms dropping to her sides. A response from Anna was: “Yup!”

Little did anybody or everybody know that demon’s breath always smell bad that it could kill a dragon and a half?

Suddenly, all monsters fall one by one, like a puppet from strings.

“This stinks…literally.” Beatrice stated dolefully as she flew away using her leather black wings.

“Wait up!” Anna who stopped cracking up, yelled, pushing all the demons away by using all the fire that her power can conserve that could be thrown or send.

Is this really The End?

The End?

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An: That is the story. Read and Review? Since it is Halloween(yesterday), instead of Best friend, I put best fiend. You can see how fiendish Anna was in here. Ehhehehehe.

 



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