Perversity
by Jareth Valentine

Baby with a razor blade,
Kitten in a blender.
Package with a bomb in it,
marked "Return to Sender".

Hamster in a microwave,
penguin in a grater.
Lock your puppy in the trunk,
and come back for her later.

Attack a horse with a machete.
Beat him with a stick.
Sove a chainsaw up his ass!
See what makes him tick.

Wrap your parrot up in chains.
Lock him in a box.
Leave him for a year or two,
and then see if he talks.

Chain your sister to the bed.
Tie her up real tight.
Cover her with scorpions
And leave her overnight.