Male Genocide

Women.  The most paradoxical beings ever to exist.  They are an unstoppable—evil?—force seeking to destroy the opposite gender, rendering them redundant.  The technological advances already offer women anything they might want from a man.  Cost might be a problem presently, but, while a female can easily find a male stranger willing to do her bidding for free, the future will see cheap replacements for men and this world will be much more prosperous than the present.

The obvious thing women want from men should currently not be an issue.  Today, sperm is no longer needed to produce babies.  In fact, the age is upon us when, through simple tampering of chromosomes and a bit of playing god, the gender of a baby can be predetermined.  Where, then, do men fit into the ideal future?

Pleasure, you screech.  No, damn it.  Not even that, no matter what pleasure you refer to, is a trade exclusively available from males anymore.  Think about the toys anyone can pick up at a sex shop.  Now, you might be a female reading this, and perhaps you are shaking your head telling yourself it’s just not as good as the real thing.  Honestly, you just don’t have the means (MONEY!) to get toys able to emulate the experience in its entirety.  Companies will give you the capability if you cough up the dough.  Furthermore, another female partner is quite accessible to complete the “realistic experience.”

I’m insane you say?  Come now, as if people around the globe haven’t already started settling for cheap imitations.  Margarine?  Crap?  Compared to the true artery clogging substance of authentic butter, this is definitely so.  But people buy this crap.  And surely sex won’t be a “cheap imitation.”  Women will be so much more willing to pay for this pleasurable experience than for mock food.  And where there’s money there’s quality.

Now, the idea of sex appeal might have struck you.  Men are much more obsessed with this than women.  Look at what a society run by males has done to the females.  In order to be desired, a woman must be “cute” or “beautiful” on the outside.  Perhaps the need of a pound of make-up is in order and a skirt and t-shirt three sizes too small could be of use for a nice overall effect.  Everything must show.  Men would have women walk around nude everywhere if they could get away with it.  Women will one day realize that they will be happier without men.  They don’t need the sex appeal of men to appreciate a good sex life.  Not on the same level of men, that is.  Far be it for me to say what a female feels and needs.  But the benefits will one day prove far more significant than the simple yearnings for handsome men.  Hence women will one day rule the world!

This is a simple fact, easy enough to understand.  When the first female American president is elected, the beginning of the end will have started.  Women, being the benign diplomatic creatures they are, will most likely start to have more peace treaties signed before wars take place.  Brilliant things will happen.  It might very well be a prosperous time for the nation, but man’s position in society will slowly start to evaporate.  As more and more women rise to power, more and more men will merely be used for reproduction matters and to fill mediocre jobs considered too unfeminine (mechanics and such).  Someone has to do the gritty stuff.  Soon enough, though, women will learn such jobs aren’t so bad and men will be reduced to the toys of women.  But wait, there’s more!  As discussed before, men won’t be needed for any sort of pleasure a woman might desire.  Businesses (at this point all controlled by women) will give a reason to eradicate men from the country and eventually the earth.  Because what America does, the world eventually mimics.

Women, the most suave and the most productive of the genders don’t need much to relieve themselves of any sort of reliance on men.  Indeed a new world is coming and all thanks to science and business.  So when statistics start popping up showing women getting employed more than men, well, just try not to panic.  It’ll all be over in the span of a century.  That’s just ballpark figure, of course.  The complete eradication of men might take a couple hundred years, but I’m willing to bet that after the first century of women domination, the male gender will be reduced to an insignificant number.  Personally, if a female president shows up in my lifetime, I’m investing in a sex change.