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Author: Ravyne Black
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-18-03 - Updated: 11-18-03 - id:1450514
I'm a scary llittle midget,
(yes I am)
A scary little midget,
(yes I am!)
So if you're a townie,
Hope that you're not a brownie,
Or I'll set my alter ego onnnn YOU!!!

Why can't I hold,
Regular conversation.
Is it because I'm smaller than,
CHOOO!!!
Because if it is,
I'll give your bollocks a,
Bashing,
Yes I will,
SO NER NER NE-NER!!!

I'm 5' and not proud of it,
But I'm still cud-a-lee,
I don't care ,
WHATCHA THINK OF ME!!!
I'm a freak,
So are most of my friends,
My boyfriend is nearly 6',
And I don't go for trends.

I'm only a teen,
With schizophrenia,
And I don't care,
If I get a scar,
And do you think ,
That I will take your crap,
And dooo you think that,
I'll go and snap?
Well I might,
But meh.

AND I'VE GOT A HICKEY,
PLACED UPON MY NEEEEECK!!!
I LOVE BLACK,
AND I COULDN'T CARE LESSS,
IF YOU FLAME MEEEE!!!!!!!!

I just got this into my head and let loose. tee hee.:) Flame or review or
whatever.:)



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