Dear Juniors,
Congratulations on your win. We think you'll agree that the game was fun, until the very end when a referee ignored two senior plays that could have completely reversed the outcome of the game. We would just like to say that you did a good job, although, had there not been a partial referee, it would not have been good enough. We know that we are better than you. We'd just like to say, that we hope the sophomores this year have excellent football players so that you can experience loss as seniors. Although, even then, if won't be good enough. You won this game. We never won. Lastly, we would like to thank you for making our team known for ages to come as the only senior team to lose their powder puff game. Thank you so much. How did you know this is exactly what we wanted?
Sincerely,
The Senior Powder Puff Team, 2003 PS. If you weren't cowards, we'd challenge you to a rematch. However, we know that you don't have a chance of winning with an impartial referee. Although, it would be nice to embarrass you even a fraction of how much we were embarrassed by the game. If you would like to make fools of yourselves, our offer stands.