Author’s last remarks:

            This was a parody of another ficpress author.  You know who you are! :-)  I hope I haven’t offended you.  I only parody things I like and respect.  I thought it was funny…  If you don’t like what I’ve done, tell me and I’ll take the story off.  If you don’t mind it or (for some crazy reason) actually like it, put the address to your story in a review so people can go read the original!  I don’t feel it’s right for me to put the link up.  That should the original author’s decision.

            Anyway, I must clear something up that I haven’t noticed because I haven’t posted this story yet.  I am not the nerd in this story…  I’m Pietro.  No, that was a joke.  The characters in this story were completely torn from my own demented skull and were put down on page with the purpose of making people laugh (with, not at, another fic… if that makes sense).  I hope you can all forgive me for not leaving them there.

            I hope this fact, that I’m not gay, does not keep real gays from enjoying my writing.  My real works, that is.

Thanks for making it this far.

Feel free to look at my profile and read some of my other stories.  Though after reading this, I won’t blame you if you don’t.