Yay! A sequel to I Am A Sea Cucumber! ^_^ Once again . . . a completely pointless poem that drowns me in its utter stupidity . . . but you gotta love it. I mean how many other poems about sea cucumbers do you come across? Anyway, as requested by Mademoiselle Dodd, the sea cucumber . . . unable to fall in love! And once again, here are the rules people: read the poem, adore it greatly, and review said poem!

You are a sea cucumber
You cannot find true love with your tentacle beard and vegetable looks
You are a sea cucumber
You won't woo me my crawling around on your tiny tubular feet
You are a sea cucumber
You will always live alone in your shallow cove by the salty sea
You are a sea cucumber
You are meant to eat your creature-infested mud alone and not with me
You are a sea cucumber