Troy and Joe
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There was a guy named Troy,
There was a guy named Joe.
Joe, Troy
Troy, Joe
Which one is best?
I'll never know.

Troy was cute
Troy wore glasses
School was small
Disliked by all
He was in all my classes

Joe was goth
Joe had black hair
Was the same age
In a lower grade
All I could do was stare

Ninth grade with Troy
Tenth grade with Joe
Joe was in ninth
Troy was not there
I'm fucking confused right now, you know

Best best, who could it be?
I liked Joe, did he like me?
And Evan wrote Troy a letter
Telling him I liked him better

Two seperate years and two seperate guys
Neither of which I'll ever despise

Joe, Troy
Troy, Joe
Both of them I did not know

Morph Morph
Sizzle Sizzle
Blup Blup
Fizzle Fizzle

Troe, Joy
Joy, Troe
Don't mix together
Bird without a feather
Take them apart before you go