Squeaky the Great

             By: Irish Guy

The Beginning of a quest…

“I’m the greatest warrior of all time!” squeaked a hamster. “I took on the might water dispenser, the magic food bowl, and now, I fight the most deadly creature of all time…the house cat.”

“I don’t know Mr. Squeaky,” said another hamster to the great knight known as ‘Mr. Squeaky.’

“Why my furry friend…”

“You’re furry to!”

“Touché…anyway, what you fail to remember is that I legally changed my middle name to…Danger!”

“How can you have a middle name when you don’t even have a first name? You’re just Mr. Squeaky remember?”

“Oh, right…but I’m still taking on the cat and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“Whatever you say Mr. Squeaky…”

***

“I challenge you to a duel. Swords will be the weapon.” declared Mr. Squeaky as he pulled out a miniature sword and shield that he got for his birthday. “Do you accept, or are you a coward?”

“Meow.” was the only response given by the cat.

“Very well, prepare for the thrashing of your life!”