"NO WAY! No Fucking way! Forget it, I am not keeping a demon that just killed my other roomie, who was also a demon, as a roommate!" Dan was hyperventilating again as he shouted his protests.

"Well you're gonna have to! Asides I can do Japhuu's trick even better and become a human girl and not Joe if you'd like?" Luci responded.

"How will that help any?! You'll still be a demon underneath, it's just an illusion!"

"Nuh-huh. I can become a full-blown human." She assured him.

"Well then, do it!" he said hurriedly.

"It's not that easy, I'll need you're help"

"How so?" he asked warily.

"You see.. I need a bit of the person's life force, and in a human's case.. that would be blood." as Luci spoke she had crept around behind Avidan.

He clapped his hands to his throat and moved away, "Not a chance, you aren't sinking your fangs into me!"

Crossing her arms Luci stuck out her tongue almost childishly, "Fine then, you'll just have to deal with the Joe illusion."

Not removing his hands from his neck, Dan just said, "Right then, just turn into him and we'll get on with this best we can."

This was not the answer Luci wanted, she would have preferred a new body so that she could test her old ability. With a sigh she said, "Alrighty." and turned into Joe. Afterwards she went for the door, "I'm going out!" she declared and left.

Dan quickly stalked to the door and locked it behind Luci. A small chuckle made him turn to Pandora.

"That won't keep her out when I'm here."

Dan just sighed.

*

The next morning Dan came out to another surprise.

"Joe" had brought someone home last night and was still entertaining her this morning. All Dan could see was a bit of the top of the girl's head over the armrest of the couch where she lay under Joe. Small moans and chuckles escaped from their make-out session, and Dan could see Joe's hip moving rhythmically under the blanket they were sharing.

"OH GOOD GOD NO!" Dan shouted, which made Joe start and topple off the couch, taking the blanket with him, a small gasp issued from the occupant of the couch as she snatched up something to cover herself with. Joe stood as he wrapped the blanket around his waist.

"What?" Joe asked.

""WHAT?!" "WHAT?!" That's what I should be asking! What the fuck are you doing?!"

A small smile crossed Joe's face, "By your reaction, I would say you know exactly "what the fuck" I was doing, but if I must explain in elaboration."

Dan blanched with a small gag and quickly said, "No, NO! Just get her out of here!"

The girl on the couch stood up behind Joe and wraped her arms around his neck loosely, she snuggled her face against his as she whined, "Awww.. but we only got here at 2, must I go already?"

Dan's eye's darted to the clock, it was already 10 in the morning!

"You guys have been at this for 8 hours?!"

The grin on Joe's face spread wider, "What can I say?"

"That you're Heavenly.." The hooker sighed.

"Try Devilish." Joe chuckled and pulled her around to hickey her neck.

"Alright, enough! Get her clothed and out of here! I'll deal with you once I'm finished getting ill!"

The hooker collected her clothes as Dan disappeared to the bathroom.

"What's the matter with him? Normally guys would complain that you didn't share."

Luci couldn't help herself as she said, "He used to be my gay lover."

"Yeowch boy, you a sex fiend or what? I'd be upset too if a steady partner that is as good as you left me for a street whore." The hooker responded.

"Don't talk about yourself like that, have a little pride for what you do. I spent half the night looking for someone like you. Here, I'll show you out and give you what I owe you for the night." Said Joe as he opened the door and took the hooker out to the street.

*

Dan could hear what sounded like a girl sobbing as he came back out into the living room area. One the couch was the blonde girl form the other day, Joe's friend, her face buried in her hands.

"Hey., what's wrong?" asked Dan as her squatted down in front of her.

She lifted her crying face from her hands and choked out, "It's Joe, he., he.." She couldn't finish as she burst into another fit of sobs.

"What? What happened to Joe?"

"He's dead!" She cried. "Cut his wrists.. Bled out in the alleyway near here!"

Dan was really confused now, why the hell would Luci just kill herself?

The small and cruel chuckle of Pandora met his ears again as she landed on the girls shoulder, shocking and confusing Dan even more because one, the girl wasn't phased by Pandora, and two, the girl was laughing right along with the little pink hell spawn.

"Human's are too easy." smirked Pandora.

"Wha.?"

The girl laughed and said sing-singy, "Guess who?"

"Luci?!"

"Bingo!" called Pandora.

"But., how?"

"You wouldn't share your blood, I got someone else who would."

"The hooker?"

"Yeah, so now I should probably catch you up on a few things that occurred this morning. After letting the girl out I took her to the alley for one last "good-bye". Well, I haven't drawn blood in a while and her's was so sweet with sin that.. Ikindaoverdidit. I guess it was a smart move on your half to not let me use you for a donor. Well I had to think fast, and then opportunity rung! I turned her into Joe, slit his wrists, and with my new human body, called it in to the police. To sum this all up, Joe is officially dead, I am now mortal, and you have a new roomie."

Dan just stared stupidly as it all sunk in.

"But why., this morning.?" Dan whined.

Luci licked her lips and winked, "Flavor, it was all for flavor, just try and forget it."

Dan shuddered.

"Here, how about we go out shopping for some clothes for me and have an easy afternoon. I wanna see your world." Luci suggested and pulled Dan towards the door.