Isn’t it funny

How nearly all

Christians

Who go to church

At least once a month

Have a view

And can’t seem to admit

That they are wrong

They don’t want to believe

That someone

Who is gay

That someone

Who takes a stand

Against right wing conservatives

Who hates the president

Can possibly be

One of them

Yes I’m a Christian

Do you have a problem with that?

Do you have a problem with the fact

That I have some problems

With the Catholic church?

That I don’t like

Many of the policies

And many of the people

Who are in it?

I am a Christian

But I’m not a Catholic

I believe

In abortion

In gay rights

That the bible is old

How can you claim

That I interpret

The bible wrong

When I only

Interpret it

Differently

Than you?

I am everything

That most

Conservative Christians hate

Which is why

I am ashamed

To say I’m a Christian

Because of all the things

That I stand for

Are wrong

If you look at the bible

Why is it

That most Christians

Can’t believe that I am one of them

When I am?