CHEER WARS
Episode 1: The Phantom cheerleader
Concept & Story: Da Grandmasta
Grammar & spell check: OtakuSailorV

Disclaimer: Well, actually this isn't a disclaimer it is just a sign of warning to all people (boys can be cheerleaders too, which is gross. O_o) who ARE prissy cheerleaders. I would understand if you would BACK AWAY NOW while you can because there is some offensive (yet hilarious!) content in
this fic. Also this is NOT a parody of Star Wars. ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ....

The year was 2376. There was a country called.(give me a minute).AMERICA (^_^). There, cheerleaders were aloud to roam free without worry or care. President Smith was very much against cheerleader rights. EVERYDAY he would get a new bill from Congress for cheerleader rights. Obviously, he would veto the damn thing. THE GOVERNMENT WAS CHANGED! NOBODY COULD OVERRIDE THE DAMN PRESIDENT'S DAMN VETO! So there. Cheerleaders became very angry with President Smith. They began to vote for a different candidate, Al Gore. Al Gore loved trees and cheerleaders. They were practically all he thought about the whole day. Well, after winning over much of the cheerleaders he rallied them together & prepared to march on Washington. President Smith never knew what hit him. The trees & marching chants were relentless as they bombarded the capitol. Al felt bad about destroying the old building, but it had to be done. But there was one factor the Leader of the cheerleaders did not think of: The National Guard, who were of course, on President Smith's side. Ninja's dropped from the roof of the building & went to the President's aid. Spy troopers encompassed the building, barring down on the cheerleaders one step at a time. "Put your hands up!" A man with a megaphone yelled from across the street. "Who are you?!" Everyone stopped firing & chanting to look at the man across the street. He looked at all them nervously, his face going quite red. The megaphone dropped to his side. "I uh.I just always felt like saying that." He mumbled before running off. They all stood & looked after the random shouter for several minutes before going back to fighting. The cheerleaders stood in a great pyramid to make themselves look bigger. "Go team go!" They chanted as the huge pyramid shuffled forward, Al on top with the megaphone. "Hey everybody get up on your feet! Hey everybody dance to the Cheerleaders beat!" Music suddenly started to play. Several cheerleaders that were not part of the pyramid climbed to the top & started to do flips & wave ribbons & pom-poms. The people below were mesmerized by the colors & dances so long that they didn't notice that the pyramid was coming down on them. Finally a G.I. snapped out of the confusing trance & pointed at the falling people. "Incoming!" All the others seemed to wake at his words. There were several more shouts before anyone moved. The pyramid crashed, cheerleaders, pom-poms, & ribbons went everywhere. The trees stood to either side, looking at their fallen comrades. A whirring sound was heard overhead. "Reinforcements!" A random cheerleader exclaimed hysterically while the others moaned that they had broken a nail or that their hair was messy. The helicopters zoomed overhead, sniping at the enemy cheerleaders & trees. Al ran at the first sign of trouble, cheerleaders & trees behind him. "It's not over yet!" He yelled, shaking a fist at the White House & it's guards. Several of the people still at the White House yelled insults at him, but none followed, under President Smith's orders. "Maybe he'll learn from this. No one messes with President Smith." With that the President congratulated the men & thanked them for their services, then without another word, he walked peacefully back to the White House. ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...............................................................

Hey! OtakuSailorV here! I hope you liked our first installment. All right, here's what's going on..

Da Grandmasta is writing this all, with me, OtakuSailorV, doing little tidbits here & there. I spell check, grammar check, & whatnot, & add in a sentence or two, but this is ENTIRELY Da Grandmaster's idea. I am, of course, writing this after note but that's pretty much all I did this time. I may have more influence later, but Da Grandmasta was yelling at me before because I was spell & grammar checking everywhere. I wonder if he's going to type after me, well, actually, he's reading over my shoulder right now. But anyway, please review this, but no flames. This is Da Grandmasta's first time publishing anything on so no "you suck" or anything stupid like that please. ^_^ We'll be back soon. And here is Da Grandmasta himself with his own Author's note. ^_~ Bye! Otaku out! ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ..............................

Da Grandmasta's note

CHEERLEADER'S SUCK! Nobody is stupider then a little priss. This is totally MY IDEA. If any of you stupid cheerleader's that DIDN'T BACK AWAY WHEN I TOLD YOU TO Decide to write a parody of this are going to DIE a horrible death..even though you are all damned to hell just for being yourselves. For anyone who read this and ISN'T a cheerleader, thank you for reading this and I hope you liked it.