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Author: Flying Mango Bean Tackler.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-28-03 - Updated: 06-12-04 - id:1482471
(A/N: My Friends have spoken!! They want to be in the story!! So their wish shall be granted!! )

Flash Back

"Just then, the milk rain came out and Muffin hid under Duck's wings but Cupcake and Cookie were going to get really soggy if they didn't find some shelter.
The author, Artemis sat in front of them. She controlled everything in the world with just a flick of a keyboard so she was their only hope."

Chapter 3, Welcome to Cupcake-topia:

Cookie-Girl and Cupcake-boy were in a sad situation, and they had to get out of it.
Instead of using their brains combined they just decided to race to the nearest trees.
The author sat at her spot on the tree stump and watched it all in silence. Steve the Duck-boy and Ryan the muffin-boy who was nice and dry under the protection of Steve's wings stared in silence as well.
Grabbing a hold of himself, Ryan started yelling at them to 'work together and that way it will all work out in the end' and all that kinda mushy gushy crap. Zachary the cupcake-boy and Lindsay the cookie-girl stopped dead and looked at Ryan the Muffin-boy like he was some strange creature wait, he is a TALKING muffin.he IS a strange creature.. Ryan just stood there, staring at them standing in the rain looking at him while they got soggier by the minute.
Ryan blinked and then after snapping out of another space out exclaimed.

"JUST WORK TOGETHER!!"

Lindsay the cookie-girl and Zachary the cupcake-boy blinked and then just stared at each other for a minute, a look of hatred in both their eyes. You could see it if you looked into either of their eyes. A flame, flicking just beneath their iris, the fire fuelled by the hatred of the other.
It went back a couple hundred years. Everyone knew about it. The Cookie-Cupcake feud. Cookies and Cupcakes have hated each other as far back as anyone could remember, it's just the way it had always been.
Then one day, Cupcake-boy Zachary met cookie-boy Tyler and well they were friends. They weren't like inseparable or anything they were just friends. Then cookie-boy Tyler's friend cookie-girl Lindsay ran into them one day. A cupcake and a cookie, they were actually friends. Then somehow, the cookie tribe leaders (That would be Nabisco and Oreo the best cookie warriors in the tribe) found out about Tyler the cookie-boy's friendship with the cupcake and he was thrown out of the cookie tribe and exiled into the muffin tribe's care. Where he was soon captured and then eaten. This was where our story started.
Well now, back to where we were. Zachary the cupcake-boy and Lindsay the Cookie-girl staring each other down waiting for the other to move, or do anything other than stare.
Finally Lindsay just turned and ran towards the author, and as soon as she reached the author sitting on the stump; her long jacket hanging down past the stump. Lindsay ducked under it and stuck her tongue out at Zachary the cupcake boy who needed to find his own place to keep dry now.
Standing in the pouring milk rain, looking very soggy and sad; Zachary the cupcake-boy just stood perfectly still and decided to get really soggy then when he dried to go stale and then stop existing.
Finally, to pretty much everyone's surprise and mostly the author's, who comes to Cupcakes rescue but Cookie-girl!
She made Muffin move over so there was room for Cupcake to fit. They sat out the milk rain and were NOT soggy!!

THEY REMAINED VICTORIOUS OVER THE MILK!!

As the ordeal faded in their past, they continued their journey towards who knows what. Then they came upon the magical land of Cupcake- topia!
The land where Zachary had resided before he came to this little group of pastries. A beautiful land full of cream-puff bushes and little cherry flowers all over the soft mint green icing meadows.
Zachary ran about skipping his little Cherry Cupcake self into familiar places to find the small town where all of his old friends were.
The group followed behind him and when the reached the town square they found the Mayor of the town to be just finished giving a speech.
The mayor was a rather formidable looking pastry. A chocolate covered donut. His name was Cody; one of the best mayor's that the town had ever had.

As the crowd dispersed, Mayor Cody the donut laid his eyes on the group of the mix-matched pastries. Something about them seemed oddly familiar and slightly odd. Brushing it off, he brought them to city hall.
"Welcome to Cupcake-topia, I hope that you have a good time here in our fine land." Cody the donut-guy said cheerfully.

Zachary scowled, and rather rudely said.

"I did used to live here, you know that."

Cody looked at Zachary in a bit of shock, and then a bit of rage came to his face.

"I remember you." Cody spat, the words full of rage, "I was trying to ignore you, you disgrace to the Cupcake Race."
Zachary looked at the donut with disgust and loathing, and let him finish.
"There is something about you all that is why I am going to take you to see the oracle." Cody said quietly.
"THE ORACLE?!" Zachary exclaimed, "When I was the town's hero I NEVER got to meet the oracle!!"
"Stop your whining Zachary" Lindsay said in contempt, looking at him with the same look Cody had.

"So you're going to take us to the oracle?" Ryan asked awe painted across his face.

"Yes, he shall be pleased to see you." Cody said in that annoying mystical like voice you hear in magic movies and junk.

As they entered a brightly unknown how lit cavern full of light blue coloured ice crystals, they looked around like they had never seen ice before. They entered a large room with a very high ceiling, and up at the top of a large stair case that descended from each side; was a large floating pan. They climbed the stairs cautiously and there they saw a large Strawberry Shortcake.
"Navi the Oracle" Cody said in a deathly whisper.

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(A/N: well that's as much as I got so far. . .yup that's a lot of my friends in there. . . enjoy R&R please. . .)



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