Smart Jell-O Collection
© Copyright 2003 - Recherché Inamorato Productions

**Dedicated to Meegs (drknglari)**

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i. The Introduction

Green Jell-O gives off the same brain waves as men's brains...
So with that being said, just think of how smart the green-ness is when compared to someone like Einstein!

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ii. The Super Hero

Smart Jell-O
Gotta love it
Smart Jell-O
Don't push or shove it
Smart Jell-O
Uses an oven mit
Smart Jell-O
Won't take your shit!

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iii. Smooth Talker

Yeah, he's the man with all the chicks
(Smart Jell-O)
Takes 'em out to see all the flicks
(Smart Jell-O) That's right
Carries the Chinese take out box
(Smart Jell-O)
Always called a sexy fox
(Smart Jell-O - we love the way you work your stuff)

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iv. The Rap

Yo, check it
I'm ballin' and go by the name they been callin'
Green Jell-O
Call me a nice fellow and I'll have to say hell no
Say I got my color from the damn Easter Bunny
Stupid muthafucka I'm all about da money
Check me down aisle ten hangin' on the shelf
Hos be all over 'coz I love to share the wealth
So I'm green and I'm mean
But being Jell-O don't mean a thing
Frosted with ice stole yo mama's diamond ring
Bouncin' with my homies
We jiggle and and we wiggle always rule
Green means forever so don't mess with us fool!

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v. My Cat Inspired JOJ verse

The supermarket is dark and dreary, walking down the aisles
We spot a bright green glow that can be seen for many miles
Customer Service is scared so the digits 9-1-1 she dials
But nothing can stop us now from being all big smiles
Run to the place were the gooey blob resembles Julia Stiles
Smart Jell-O acts real well and stars on the X-Files