A/N: This really isn't a ramblings by some fake person in my head called brad (I must underscore the fact that I am not one of those people who hears voices, nor do I have multiple personalities).I don't here it is

At Least I Think

My life is a complicated one. At least I think it is. Having never been in another life I really don't have much to base that statement on.
My car is Red. At least I think it is. It's hard to tell when you're color blind.
I live in Maine. At least I think I do. That is what all the signs say but really knows that this is actually Maine? I've never seen myself on the map.
My name is Brad. At least I think it is. That is what everyone calls me. Who am I to argue?
I own a dog. At least I think I do. Actually, I think I'll change this one to at least I hope I do. I've been buying food for the mutt, he'd better exist.
I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey. This one I'm sure of. There is not mistaking her beautiful smile. I have a job. At least I think I do. I work for money.I guess that's a job.
I live in a house. At least I think I do. There is a roof over my head and I keep warm. That's good enough for me.
I like chicken. At least I think I do. I just buy it. If the package says chicken it must be chicken, right? I don't tastes like chicken.
I've seen the movie "The Color Purple." At least I think I have. That's what it said on the DVD container. It stars Mel Gibson right?
I'm alive. At least I think I am. I could have been born dead. That would explain why women ignore me.
Ok, so I don't know the answers to a lot of questions...but, you've got to give me more credit than most people out there, I mean, at least I think!