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Author: Shinigami29
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-03 - Updated: 12-31-03 - id:1485691
On the first day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, a bottle of perrier!

On the second day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the third day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the fourth day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, four calling cards, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the fifth day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruits bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the sixth day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, six babies crying, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the seventh day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, seven goldfish swimming, six babies crying, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruit cars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the eighth day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, eight milkmen prancing, seven goldfish swimming, six babies crying, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the ninth day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, nine strippers stripping, eight milkmen prancing, seven goldfish swimming, six babies crying, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the tenth day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, ten beepers beeping, nine strippers stripping, eight milkmen prancing, seven goldfish swimming, six babies crying, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the eleventh day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, eleven broken pipes, ten beepers beeping, nine strippers stripping, eight milkmen prancing, seven goldfish swimming, six babies crying, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!

On the twelvth day of christmas, my boyfriend gave to me, twelvth packs of advil, eleven broken pipes, ten beepers beeping, nine strippers stripping, eight milkmen prancing, seven goldfish swimming, six babies crying, five body rings! Four calling cards, three fruit bars, two bikini thongs and a bottle of perrier!



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