The Evil Jell-O
Part 1: Strawberries
By Da Grandmasta

A/N: Actually, I like Jell-O. I'm just writing this because I told my little brother that if he didn't eat his Jell-O the "Jellies" were going to come after him in his sleep, he crapped himself after that. Seriously, it smelled awful.

It was a dark and stormy night, and Mr. Remke was going to close shop. Before he could lock the door he heard a crash in the Gelatin isle, dedicated ONLY to Jell-O since it tastes so good. "Aww, shit," Said Mr. Remke "Now I gotta go back in, and see what happened." He saw a pile of empty, and opened Jell-O containers just lying on the floor. "That's strange, Jell-O just can't get up and walk by itself! I guess I'll just have to throw all of this crap away. Dammit, Mrs. Remke was going to make Chicken pot pie tonight!"
He turned toward the drain on the floor only to find, BLOOD! "Hmm. . .tastes like. . . . . . . .strawberries!" He then called the police before he heard a cry that sounded like Mrs. Remke. "I'LL SAVE YOU DARLING!" It actually turned out to be some other lady, but as he looked down, THE LADY WAS EATEN ALIVE! He then saw small pieces of Jell-O squirming away, "COME BACK HERE VILLAINS!" Obviously they didn't answer. Mr. Remke then jumped hoping that he would land on them, but missed and landed on his stomach in the middle of the road. ". . . . . .Oh my God. . . . uggggh"
He then passed out, and started to have internal bleeding. Mrs. Remke found him outside their house and almost passed out, but she knew she had to get him to a hospital. The Hospital people gave Mr. Remke HIGH medical attention. Then one of the Doctors lit a match and asked Mr. Remke "What did you see?" Mr. Remke paused and said "The Jellies. . . . The Jellies. . . ." The Doctor made a face, "What the hell are jellies? Mrs. Remke could you ask him what he is talking about!" Mrs. Remke nodded and walked over to Mr. Remke. "Hunny-bun, who and what are the jellies?" Mr. Remke smiled and said "They must be stopped. . . . . ." And from this point, Mr. Remke died.

Who are The Jellies? What is their purpose here on earth? Is it possible for Jell-O to just get up and start killing without even having a purpose? We'll all find out in Part 2, Blueberries.

End Part 1