The Evil Jell-O
Part two: A world in Agony
By Da Grandmasta

Who ever thought that Jell-O could actually go out and do a bunch of homicidal shit like they're doing now? There is only one reason why. . . . .and we don't know it yet. So too bad. Anyway start reading now! . . . . .
. . . . . .I SAID NOW!

After the not-so tragic death of Mr. Remke, the "Jellies" were reeking (no seriously, they smelled. They've been out of their boxes for two weeks!) or
wreaking, Havoc upon uhhhhh. . . . The town that they were at. The kill count was so un-believably high that I couldn't even count to it! Funerals were now a regular thing, like an every-other-second-kind-of-regular-thing. Buildings had been left empty for days, and Insurance people started making
big bucks, same with the government. Damn Government. America's population was lower than Antarctica's. Which is REALLY low. If it's not low then it's zero. But fortunately we still had a couple thousand people. And some people were STILL having abortions (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
YOU ASSHOLES!)! Hollywood couldn't make another over-rated movie (as always) without having to find a new (Put a production person's name here). They kept getting killed. Or eaten, I'm not racist. Technically America was going totally down hill. The "Jellies" were worse than "The Killer Rabbit" that had attacked years before. That King Arthur had so boldly killed with " The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch". (You'll know what I'm talking about if
you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail) It seemed that there would be no end to this plague. It's worse then aids! Everyone knew that whoever let the Jellies free had to be someone so vile,
so evil. . . . TO SPOIL PERFECTLY GOOD JELL-O! God, you people. Anyway, Everyone knew that. . . . .I said that already. Anyway, DAMMIT! FORGET IT!
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE FINAL EPISODE! I'M HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK!
DAMMITDAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT! I need some time alone to reflect on my life. Stop laughing at my misfortunes! You're mean. I'm telling my mommy on you!
Why are you still here. I told you to go away didn't I. I didn't, well
then, GO!