A/N: Another chapter… FINALLY!!! Hehehe. Sorry it took me so long to update. Writer's block. _ Anyway, on with the story!!!

(Anne, Rose, Kate, and Bri are all running toward the giant food. Suddenly, the worst happens.)

Rose: Oh no!!! I have to leave. Sorry, Anne! (Rose leaves)

Bri: I have to leave, too. Sorry. (Bri leaves.)

(Kate and Anne are running toward the food. They were planning to put the pizza grease in the pom-pom's hair, but two people bailed. Surprise surprise. They see two people already eating the food: Grace and Laurie.)

Anne: GRACE? LAURIE?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?

Grace: I smelled giant food.

Kate: This place is inhabited by giant hamsters. You might want to leave!

Anne: And also, angry preppy pom-poms are after me.

Grace: Man, did we come at a bad time or what?

Laurie: I know what we can do! Let's help fight the evil pom-poms!!!

Kate: Yay! More help! Okay, the plan is… when the pom-poms come near us, we throw grease and catsup and all other stuff into their hair.

Grace: Food fight?

Laurie: FUN!!!

Anne: …then, after we throw the stuff, they'll have to go back and "wash their hair." While they're doing that, we can find a way to leave here.

Laurie: Good plan.

Grace: …And thought of not a moment too soon. (Points to the horizon. There are mobs of pom-poms running towards them.)

Kate: Okay… EVERYBODY TO BATTLE STATIONS!!!

(Everyone goes to a random piece of food. The pom-poms are coming closer)

Kate: LOAD CANNONS!!!

(Everyone gathers as much grease as they can. The pom-poms are almost face-to-face with them.)

Kate:  FIRE!!!

(Everything is in slow motion. The four girls throw grease everywhere. Most of it lands in the pom-poms' hair, but some gets on their cheerleader uniforms.)

Random pom-pom: Like, OMG!! You, like, got grease, like, on my hair!!!

Anne: (Mocking the pom-pom) Like, OMG!!! Whatever will you, like, do???

(The pom-pom starts to cry and runs away to wash here hair. After the other pom-poms realize they have grease in their hair, they run away also.)

Laurie: Well, that was easy.

Natalie: Anne, I don't know WHAT goes on in your head, but I don't want to know!!

Kate: (laughs) Come on, let's get out of here before some random Jell-O monster gets us!!!

(Kate spoke too coincidentally. A giant Jell-O monster approaches them. They turn around and all scream.)

Grace: It's worse than wasted bacon!!!

Kate: It's… it's…

Laurie: …It's a Jell-O monster!!!!

Anne: Oh, that? Don't be scared. It's just Fooffers, the exit here. He moves around so that my IQ won't escape my head.

Grace: …riiiight…

Laurie: Only you, Anne. Only you.

Kate: Let's leave. Now. I miss nice, solid reality.

Anne: Okay. (Calls up to Fooffers.) Fooffers!!! We need to leave!!!

Fooffers: Okay. (He opens his mouth. There is a large door with a sign that says "Exit" in his mouth.)

(The four girls leave through the door marked "Exit." They are overwhelmed in a rush of bright light, then, they are standing outside of Anne's house.)

Kate: Well, Anne. Don't let anyone else into your little world.

Anne: I've learned my lesson. I know that sounds corny, but I have learned my lesson.

Laurie: What's the lesson?

Anne: Pom-poms (A.K.A: cheerleaders.) are evil!!!

Grace: Whatever. I'm going back home where the world makes sense.

Anne: Bye. See you in school tomorrow!!!

(Soon everyone else leaves. Anne is left alone, standing outside her house. She pinches herself.)

Anne: Ow!!! Okay, good. I'm back. (She walks inside her house.)

El fin.

A/N: And that's the end of "What The Heck?" I hope you liked it. Check out my other stories and always remember to review!!!