|What the Heck?
Author: DunxDunxDunx PM
This story is about a girl trapped inside her mindRated: Fiction K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 03-24-04 - Published: 01-04-04 - id: 1489094
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A/N: Another chapter… FINALLY!!! Hehehe. Sorry it took me so long to update. Writer's block. _ Anyway, on with the story!!!
(Anne, Rose, Kate, and Bri are all running toward the giant food. Suddenly, the worst happens.)
Rose: Oh no!!! I have to leave. Sorry, Anne! (Rose leaves)
Bri: I have to leave, too. Sorry. (Bri leaves.)
(Kate and Anne are running toward the food. They were planning to put the pizza grease in the pom-pom's hair, but two people bailed. Surprise surprise. They see two people already eating the food: Grace and Laurie.)
Anne: GRACE? LAURIE?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?
Grace: I smelled giant food.
Kate: This place is inhabited by giant hamsters. You might want to leave!
Anne: And also, angry preppy pom-poms are after me.
Grace: Man, did we come at a bad time or what?
Laurie: I know what we can do! Let's help fight the evil pom-poms!!!
Kate: Yay! More help! Okay, the plan is… when the pom-poms come near us, we throw grease and catsup and all other stuff into their hair.
Grace: Food fight?
Anne: …then, after we throw the stuff, they'll have to go back and "wash their hair." While they're doing that, we can find a way to leave here.
Laurie: Good plan.
Grace: …And thought of not a moment too soon. (Points to the horizon. There are mobs of pom-poms running towards them.)
Kate: Okay… EVERYBODY TO BATTLE STATIONS!!!
(Everyone goes to a random piece of food. The pom-poms are coming closer)
Kate: LOAD CANNONS!!!
(Everyone gathers as much grease as
they can. The pom-poms are almost face-to-face with them.)
(Everything is in slow motion. The four girls throw grease everywhere. Most of it lands in the pom-poms' hair, but some gets on their cheerleader uniforms.)
Random pom-pom: Like, OMG!! You, like, got grease, like, on my hair!!!
Anne: (Mocking the pom-pom) Like, OMG!!! Whatever will you, like, do???
(The pom-pom starts to cry and runs away to wash here hair. After the other pom-poms realize they have grease in their hair, they run away also.)
Laurie: Well, that was easy.
Natalie: Anne, I don't know WHAT goes on in your head, but I don't want to know!!
Kate: (laughs) Come on, let's get out of here before some random Jell-O monster gets us!!!
(Kate spoke too coincidentally. A giant Jell-O monster approaches them. They turn around and all scream.)
Grace: It's worse than wasted bacon!!!
Kate: It's… it's…
Laurie: …It's a Jell-O monster!!!!
Anne: Oh, that? Don't be scared. It's just Fooffers, the exit here. He moves around so that my IQ won't escape my head.
Laurie: Only you, Anne. Only you.
Kate: Let's leave. Now. I miss nice, solid reality.
Anne: Okay. (Calls up to Fooffers.) Fooffers!!! We need to leave!!!
Fooffers: Okay. (He opens his mouth. There is a large door with a sign that says "Exit" in his mouth.)
(The four girls leave through the door marked "Exit." They are overwhelmed in a rush of bright light, then, they are standing outside of Anne's house.)
Kate: Well, Anne. Don't let anyone else into your little world.
Anne: I've learned my lesson. I know that sounds corny, but I have learned my lesson.
Laurie: What's the lesson?
Anne: Pom-poms (A.K.A: cheerleaders.) are evil!!!
Grace: Whatever. I'm going back home where the world makes sense.
Anne: Bye. See you in school tomorrow!!!
(Soon everyone else leaves. Anne is left alone, standing outside her house. She pinches herself.)
Anne: Ow!!! Okay, good. I'm back. (She walks inside her house.)
A/N: And that's the end of "What The Heck?" I hope you liked it. Check out my other stories and always remember to review!!!