He asked me to show him,
And reluctantly i did,
I pulled up my sleeve,
The cuts weren't big.

He nodded slowly,
said 'thank you',
I pulled down my sleeve,
He asked 'what did you do?'.

I just shrugged,
It didn't really matter,
I was pretty sure,
He thought i was mad a Hatter.

So he phoned my mom,
She went nuts,
We ended up having a row,
Over those stupid cuts.