Act two scene one of the tale of the Dane
Ophelia's father deemed her lover insane
Take from her brother a ram with no eye
Add the appendage through which the good king died
Affix to the front the heartfelt emotion
Which keeps reproductive cycles in motion
Double Earl Gray, take omega of alpha
And you have what Darla received from Alfalfa.

a/n: this riddle has been fixed and now makes perfect sense. So no complaining. Have fun? And if you solved it, tell me how! You guys impress me.