Oh, how I love thy receipt!

My welcome shall be never-ending

It stretches far beyond the deepest oceans

Or even that of the highest of mountains

Exaltation of thy arrival

Can probably go on forever and ever

But wait, I have to read thee first

Without delay my eyes begin

Smiling appropriately at the "I loved it!"

Gaze shifting quickly onto the other

Yes, there's another!

A constructive criticism...hmm

A furrow edges onto my face

I must return to my precious

Make the necessary changes

But first

On with the next of your addictive substance

A blabber of words

Incoherent babbles

"Suckyassed story," it reads.

In which way it doesn't say

Just, "Believe me, it sucks all the way."

I can't control it

My lips furl

My eyes begin to water

Then the sounds erupt uncontrollably from my throat

My lungs tremble from the intensity of the force

But I can't stop

It's just too funny

So I roll on the ground freely

The laughter dying off only after many minutes

I get back up

Returning to your beautiful face

Continuing my scrutiny of thy countenance

And realize that I love the rest of you

So now let's get on to my praise of you

As I was saying, I love thee

Forever and ever

I'm your devotee ...forever

...my love

...never-ending

Hey you people reading this

Stop it right now

Can't you see below?

"Submit review," beside the GO?

Get busy with it

Write something long

Or I won't have anything to be devoted to

And when you're done

GO read my others

You're no fool

So you know what I want you to do

What you waiting for?

Go get to it!