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Author: lanfear-ladyofchaos
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Reviews: 2 - Published: 01-14-04 - Updated: 01-15-04 - id:1497225
Hi. My name's Julia. Maybe you haven't heard of me. If you haven't, that's perfectly understandable. We thieves don't really like to be known about. I mean, if everybody knows your name AND your face, that's just asking to be caught. Maybe you're wondering why I'm here. See, I have a problem. No, it's not about being caught. No, it's not about Gladius either. Gladius, Gladius! Why does it always have to be about Gladius?! I mean he's not even that great... Anyway, it's about the actual stealing part of thievery. Sure, I'm good at it. Sure, I get cool things from it. But it just makes me feel so guilty! But I get lots of money and stuff that I wouldn't have otherwise. But it's wrong! You see my problem? Guilt, pleasure. Ahhh. Well, that's life. And I would give it up for anything. But there's the guilt thing again... Don't get me started on that again! Anyway, I have to go. Risky stayin out like this, just talkin... Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with a bottle of rum.


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