"Why does everything always happen to me?"
(Stop whining and it really doesn't.)
"Why can't I be pretty?"
("Why do you think you're not?)
"Why don't I have friends?"
("Cause you're too blind to see them")
"Why can't I do any thing right?"
("Cause everyone else is wrong!")
"Why can't I be happy?"
(Don't know)
Why do people judge me before they know me?
("You're judging people because you think they're judging you; therefore,
practice what you preach")
(See I guess sometimes you do have to listen to your split personality (